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[Shwulzeug] , [Willy-Benz]

English Definition

This could be anything from an old shity bus that drives terribly to a bus or car or plane or anyother transport that doesn't arrive in time. IF your car breakes down or the bus is delayed for 30 min. + it automaticaly becomes a Shwulzeug - meanning Gay Apparatus. Small city cars driven by big strong men also are defined as Shwulzeug, Willy Benz vehicles.


German Definition
Die Art Transportmittel, die zwischen den Stationen sich zu langsam bewegt und zu viel Zeit verliert und deshalb immer zu spaet kommt. Die Fahrt in solch eine Maschine ist sehr unagenehm. Fast alle transportmaschienen koennen Schwulzeuge sein - von Autos bis zur Flugzeuge und Kreuzschiffe.
English Example 1:
-My dad bought an old Folkswagen that bearly moves, It's
a real Shwulzeug , Willy-Benz

English Example 2:
Dude 1-Dude, did you see that big hairy man with the Peugeot 206 that just drove by.
Dude 2-LOL! That's a Willy Benz with a fairy driver.

German Example 1:
Der alte VW meines Vaters leuft kaum noch. So ein Schwulzeug hab ich noch nie gesehn!

German Example 2:
Mein Gott! Guck mal dort! Das Auto, das der grosse haarige Mann fehrt! Ist das ein Audi?
Nein man, das ist ein Schwulzeug!
by Viko and Tony October 17, 2008
mugGet the [Shwulzeug] , [Willy-Benz]mug.

willy wiper

a term used for a person who wipes willies for a living. also used as an insult.
"ugh, that boy is such a willy wiper!"
by uh oh stinkyyy October 15, 2019
mugGet the willy wipermug.

Chilly Willy

When you put air duster upside down and blow it on your cock.
by TheOnlyTrueCoco October 31, 2020
mugGet the Chilly Willymug.

Willie’s Butterscotch

When you scratch and sniff after touching yourself in class under the desk, and it smells like butterscotch.
In he was making Willie’s butterscotch and offering classmates to smell it.
by RyGuyRyan14 June 28, 2025
mugGet the Willie’s Butterscotchmug.

willy

willy is a name that was derived from a rich person that married multiple wives back in the days. noticeable features of this person is the big forehead that they had.
by ahyea November 21, 2021
mugGet the willymug.

Wet Willy

When a man ejaculates into a woman's ear after oral sex.
Yeah man the hooker last night was blowing me and I decided to surprise her with a wet Willy when I came.
by Ducks not Fucks May 22, 2017
mugGet the Wet Willymug.

Gator-willy

Gatorwilly, when you're taking a piss is the bush and a gator comes up to dine on your pecker
Aye, boyo be-careful pissing in the bush lest you get a case of gator-willy. You don't want an alliator to bite your willy
by Salty Fred December 31, 2018
mugGet the Gator-willymug.

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