Houston Trent

A silly yet fascinating person. A man who can procrastinate projects and at the same time will dive head first into them. Houston is a person who is reliable and dependable.

David, you are such a Houston Trent

by Winstonjumanjohn November 26, 2021

Infectionery Treat

When a delicious treat gets covered with germs.

I sneezed while blowing out the candles on my birthday cake instantly turning it from a confectionary treat to an infectionery treat.

by rpcgal January 29, 2022

hungry treat

A phrase that children use to beg their parents for treats such as sweets (candy) or crisps (chips). Is essentially another term for a sugar craving or craving for a certain treat food. Someone who is hungry treat will refuse all savory foods and will insist that they are only hungry for treat foods.

Kid: Mum, I'm hungry.
Mum: Here have this banana.
Kid: No I can't I'm hungry treat, I can't eat a banana it has to be a treat!

by LordJenal December 15, 2021

puppet treatment

when you shove your fist up someones ass and do the moving of the mouth thing

bro this work is worse than getting the puppet treatment

by i<3milfs69420 February 10, 2022

Dirty Trent

The act of reaching into your dads balls, and pulling out a handful of your unborn siblings (seamen), and then throwing it at your baby brother, and then proceeding to reach your hand covered in peanut butter covered hand in a dogs rectum and spinning it like a fidget spinner

Wow dad! I want to try a dirty Trent with you!! I saw aunt Mary playing ring toss in her bathing suit so I’m in the mood!

by Testy tangler June 7, 2022

Dirty Trent

A dirty Trent only occurs when a man squeezes Dwayne Johnson’s dick into a bottle, and feeds it to your hamster to make it thirsty for your moms cat. This method only works when it is Dwayne Johnson and no one else. This is incredibly helpful for raising newborn as they newborn are tricked into thinking it’s milk and squish every last drop out of the bottle to obtain sustainability.

Wow, his hamsters jacking off real hard to that cat, it must’ve done a dirty Trent.

by dirtman3739472 June 13, 2022

National treat your child day

A day to Treat your child with gifts

Me: Mum, you know what day it is..
Mum: What is it?
Me: It’s National treat your child day!
Mum: Really? Okay, hop in the car!
Me: Yay!

by Matildalover June 14, 2022