turkey dinner

having sex in a place usually reserved for fancy guests and parties.

wellington wordsworth: my, what a magnificent meal.

lady blackwell: Thank you. Why, just the other day, i had my own turkey dinner on this very table.

by noodlenightmare November 3, 2010

turkey shoot

When you're coming, come on her face and let it drip off her chin so it looks like that red shit on the turkey's chin.

I gave her a turkey shoot, took a photo and put it on the internet!! pwnd!!11!

by Da Man July 16, 2004

turkey surprise

To collect feces and urine in a backed up pipe to make sludge and putting it in a pale to dump on someone.

When Doug walked out of his house i hit him with a turkey surprise

by TearDrop February 8, 2004

Jive Turkey

Literally means a pig language in early Africa. Only known by a few tribes that still speak in clicks today and are very uncivilized.

Wow, i thought jive turkey died out a long time ago.

by Marinesnipa October 4, 2006

Turkey Fucker

Matt isn't a Turkey Fucker, everyone who mentions the word Turkey to him is a fucktard!

Matt Does NOT fuck Turkey's - Harvey wants to though...!

by Mound December 6, 2004

Jive Turkey

Old school 70's term to say a "cool cat." Usually originates from the African American lingo or people but does not matter. Cool way to say hello also. Also adds in a good "pointless word" for comedy/humor between friends.

Mario: Hey Turkeys
James: Sup man?
-Or-
Matt: Yo roo, whats up?
Ruben: Whats up?
Matt: Nothing, man. Lets go swimming.
Ruben: *nods head* Jiive turkey! *jumps in*

Comment submitted with request to Delete - "A jive turkey is a derrogoratory term, it does not mean a "cool Cat"

by Roo-ben(Panda) July 2, 2003

tookey

Rachel's verbal faux pas ...when she accidentally combined the words "turkey" and "cooking" while trying to explain how she did not want to eat her brother's girlfriend's cooking or turkey at Thanksgiving. She was so mad she couldn't say either word and made up her own-Tookey.

"I'm not going to her house for Thanksgiving because I don't even want to eat her "Tookey""

I did it all for the tookey, the tookey.

I'm going to knock off a piece of tookey when everyone goes to sleep.

I like my tookey stuffed.

by cheryl p December 7, 2006