Do you have games on your phone

Something said by little children, mostly relatives, to annoy you.

Little timmy: do you have games on your phone?

Person: *Slaps the child*

by Lazyfemale August 11, 2023

Do you wish to have an unfortunate experience?

Another way of saying "do you wanna have a bad time?" with larger vocab, or increased amounts of words used.

*do you wanna have a bad time?
*do you wish to have an unfortunate experience?

by Definer of Useless Information January 28, 2023

AIRSHIP MAP IS OUT i have no money

i dont have moneh

omg! AIRSHIP MAP IS OUT i have no money tho.

by 69 years ago July 4, 2021

Dude I have been Murray Browned

Not delivering on a promise or offering something you have no intent of delivering on.

Brown: Thank you for the drinks and smokes. What can I get you? I am going up to the bar will get you what every you like.

Me: Its been 20 minutes I wonder if he is coming back, I am thirsty, confirmed he is gone.

Me: Dude I have been Murray Browned

by SoheilP February 28, 2013

i have more chromosomes than you

i have more chromosomes than you: often used to try and roast people but only to realise that it means that you are a trap

Person 1:how many chromosomes do you have
Person 2: i have more chromosomes than you thats for sure

by Bruh sound #3 February 16, 2019

I don't have many fucks left

I don't have many fucks left is When you really are on ur last nerve before SOMEONE SETS U TO THE DEEP END

I'm really starting to get to the point where I don't have many fucks left to give anymore because you're taking advantage of our friendship

by Faithmoriahfaith October 6, 2018

Someone must have shit in his cereal

To be grumpy or a curmudgeon, someone who is often in a bad mood

Boy that guy is a pain in the ass. Someone must have shit in his cereal

“No wonder it seems like someone shit in his cereal.”

― Upon Stilted Cities: The Winds of Change

by -LL17 February 14, 2019