Bean God

A bottom lesbian who has flicked her bean 4 times in a day due to boredom while under quarantine.

“I flicked the bean... 4 times... 4... fucking... times... today...”. This person now qualifies as a bean god.

by 7liveslost March 22, 2020

Bean moment

Something people say when something bad or good moment and 😼 has to be with it

Good example: I just won money that's a bean moment bad example: my mom just fucking died thats not a bean moment

by Tombex the philosopher 😼 December 04, 2020

Cook beans

This term is used exclusively in a software engineering context in Nigeria. When one cooks beans, it means that this person has managed to deploy buggy code into production environment and most likely, this mistake has led to a messy situation that requires a lot of effort to rectify.

Guy, I get party this weekend, abeg! look that code twice before you cook beans put inside production o.

by naijawordsmith September 16, 2022

Window Bean

Someone's who glued a baked bean onto a glass window.

Jimmy is a window bean

by PickleRick9696 November 22, 2022

Bean paws

Bean shaped cat paws that usually scatter and move in a swift manner.

My cat has bean paws that scatter on the hard wood floor

by Superman73 December 02, 2018

Bean bowl

When you perform anal on a partner who has digested corn, finish said act in an us and hold a bowl under the ass to catch any discharge.

I can't believe how much Corn you ate Sally! We are going to make a mean bean bowl tonight!

by Beaner17 June 19, 2015

Bean Cock

A small, bean shaped penis. Often found on some Asian men and MDMA users. While usually used to describe a particularly bean-shaped appendage, it is often generalised to contain any small penis. Another reason to not do drugs, kids.

"Oi, JC has a Bean Cock!"
"Chris' overuse of ecstasy had left him with a small, inert, Bean Cock."

by ThatDamnScottishGuy March 02, 2015