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happy slap

usually on da top deck of da bus, a rude boi or chav or wateva u wana call him will cum up to you, usually from behind and slap you with his mates recording on camera fone. Some mug will shout 'KKKAAAAPPPPPOOOOOOOWWW' and then the victim wont kno what to do...Totally random but hilarious if your the one recording.
" Wa blo blad? You shud have seen it da ova day i happy slapped this dick head on the bus, was immense"
by TOP NEEK January 4, 2005
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Happy Frankenstein

The act of slamming your loved one's head into the head board/wall/tree/etc., during anal sex causing them to moan like a retard (thusly Frankenstein) also causing anal tension. A result similar to a donkey punch.
I give that bitch the nuttiest Happy Frankenstein the other night.

or

After I slammed that bitches head into the wall, I had that cunt moaning like a Happy Frankenstein.
by Bo Welch (the man, the legend) February 10, 2009
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slap happy

when you spend the night with your member
my girlfriend wouldn't give me any sex last night so i went home & got slap happy instead
by don't even think about it September 18, 2008
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Slap Happy

Look at that slap happy workin in that 2 dolla shop
by OGP August 27, 2003
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Happy Juice

When one farts and a bit of moisture now resides on their underpants.
Damn son...I think some happy juice came out on that one.

Is that Happy Juice all over the seam of your boxers?
by Rizzarected October 27, 2006
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happy meal

An alternative to burgered. This is mainly used when a direct confrontation is not desired. It involves the throwing, tossing, slapping or otherwise launching of small animal feces towards another person.
If the happy meal is executed to perfection, the victim will pick up the feces, wondering what just struck them. Following this, they are to make an extremely disgusted and/or horrified face.
That bastard across the room could kick my ass if I tried to burger him, so I will serve him up a happy meal instead.
by SirK September 25, 2003
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Happy Dance

Moving in such a manor in front of the refrigerator as though the contents bring you an energy or show your erection so that you express your great enthusiasm with such a happy dance.
Mannie performed his happy dance when he spotted the leftover Big Mac in the fridge:
by Eelizabeth Paige October 7, 2008
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