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Driving test

The act of taming a wild car and the slow and steady replacing of each part with a functioning human organ until all that is left is a living breathing car human. Preferably painted red and called Lightening McQueen
Babe, my wheels hurt let me take a break

No the only think I’m braking for is the strip club you glistening little bitch

Your so inconsiderate! Ever since my driving test you’re libido has plummeted

Bitch don’t you see? You may only vroom vroom from now on, you put on too much weight these days it’s like you don’t even try to keep me interested anymore. When I met you, you were a wild and free car with passion and now that I’ve made your life better, now I’ve supplied you with working lungs and a tight pussy, you decide to get fat. Sometimes I regret replacing your air conditioning for a mouth.
by Kittykeeperpussypleaser April 22, 2022
mugGet the Driving testmug.

Testing

Getting Tested

Usually in reference to one's patience wearing thin, in other words, being "Tested"

or as a forewarning/threat

"Don't test me"
TESTING (Includes but is not limited to):
•IQ
•SAT
•STD

ect. ect.
by Sebasstand February 21, 2024
mugGet the Testingmug.

test/akward

lets go to test/akward in mpp
by AmongUsMPP February 5, 2024
mugGet the test/akwardmug.

Test

by Candy Corn.com November 27, 2019
mugGet the Testmug.

cock test

Abbreviated CT. The ultimate test for determining if a given food is 10/10: ‘Would you shove your cock in it?’
A: mate that sponge cake was incredible. 10/10.
B: but does it pass the cock test?
A: oh absolutely. Test already completed.
by putinkhuylo March 16, 2023
mugGet the cock testmug.

Pacer test

Running back and forth just for the grade
The 20 meter pacer test will begin in thirty seconds
by Go away. Org July 25, 2019
mugGet the Pacer testmug.

break test

Where someone in a relationship says they want to go on a break to see if the other person likes them or not
Girl: (break test) ‘I think we should go on a break
Guy: ‘ok’
Girl: *internally disappointed*
by Libtwat December 22, 2020
mugGet the break testmug.

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