The act of taming a wild car and the slow and steady replacing of each part with a functioning human organ until all that is left is a living breathing car human. Preferably painted red and called Lightening McQueen
Babe, my wheels hurt let me take a break
No the only think I’m braking for is the strip club you glistening little bitch
Your so inconsiderate! Ever since my driving test you’re libido has plummeted
Bitch don’t you see? You may only vroom vroom from now on, you put on too much weight these days it’s like you don’t even try to keep me interested anymore. When I met you, you were a wild and free car with passion and now that I’ve made your life better, now I’ve supplied you with working lungs and a tight pussy, you decide to get fat. Sometimes I regret replacing your air conditioning for a mouth.
No the only think I’m braking for is the strip club you glistening little bitch
Your so inconsiderate! Ever since my driving test you’re libido has plummeted
Bitch don’t you see? You may only vroom vroom from now on, you put on too much weight these days it’s like you don’t even try to keep me interested anymore. When I met you, you were a wild and free car with passion and now that I’ve made your life better, now I’ve supplied you with working lungs and a tight pussy, you decide to get fat. Sometimes I regret replacing your air conditioning for a mouth.
by Kittykeeperpussypleaser April 22, 2022
Get the Driving testmug. Getting Tested
Usually in reference to one's patience wearing thin, in other words, being "Tested"
or as a forewarning/threat
"Don't test me"
Usually in reference to one's patience wearing thin, in other words, being "Tested"
or as a forewarning/threat
"Don't test me"
by Sebasstand February 21, 2024
Get the Testingmug. This Test will be the end of me.
by Candy Corn.com November 27, 2019
Get the Testmug. Abbreviated CT. The ultimate test for determining if a given food is 10/10: ‘Would you shove your cock in it?’
A: mate that sponge cake was incredible. 10/10.
B: but does it pass the cock test?
A: oh absolutely. Test already completed.
B: but does it pass the cock test?
A: oh absolutely. Test already completed.
by putinkhuylo March 16, 2023
Get the cock testmug. by Go away. Org July 25, 2019
Get the Pacer testmug. Where someone in a relationship says they want to go on a break to see if the other person likes them or not
by Libtwat December 22, 2020
Get the break testmug. 