by Error Gaming June 13, 2023
Something that doesn’t make sense. I.e how the paper towel Companies are always trying sell you less rolls but tell You it’s more rolls. For instance Bounty 6 pack but the package says it’s really 12rolls.
Lance said he was going to send me a screenshot of his cracked screen…clearly he is doing Paper Towel Math because you can’t screenshot the crack on your screen 🤦🏾 ♀️
by Kdj28 February 15, 2022
When you’re definitely not rolling in money, but you feel like a big spender because you’re tearing off three or four paper towels at a time to handle a tiny spill. This is the kind of rich where you’re not counting sheets, you’re just living that lavish life with extra absorbency.
Alex: "Whoa, are you seriously using four paper towels for that little coffee drip?"
Jordan: "Yeah, I’m paper towel rich now. I don’t have to play it safe with just one anymore."
Alex: "Dang, living the high life, I see!"
Jordan: "Yeah, I’m paper towel rich now. I don’t have to play it safe with just one anymore."
Alex: "Dang, living the high life, I see!"
by The Josh Speaks October 26, 2024
When you’re definitely not rolling in money, but you feel like a big spender because you’re tearing off three or four paper towels at a time to handle a tiny spill. This is the kind of rich where you’re not counting sheets, you’re just living that lavish life with extra absorbency.
Alex: "Whoa, are you seriously using four paper towels for that little coffee drip?"
Jordan: "Yeah, I’m paper towel rich now. I don’t have to play it safe with just one anymore."
Alex: "Dang, living the high life, I see!"
Jordan: "Yeah, I’m paper towel rich now. I don’t have to play it safe with just one anymore."
Alex: "Dang, living the high life, I see!"
by The Josh Speaks November 05, 2024
A simulator in Roblox where you have to throw Paper Balls or Paper Products to gain money (what's up with that?). When you throw a paper ball, it goes into your backpack (again, what's up with that?), and you can sell it for money (what's up with that!? Is the buyer of these paper balls in your backpack a murderer which wants you to weaken the victims to kill them, like Moriarty who sponsored the cabby in A Study in Pink (Sherlock Holmes), but the cabby was actually killing the victims, not Moriarty.) You can buy bigger backpacks from the "Buy" section. You can also buy new Paper Aproducts to "weaken"the walls (you can buy a new area once you reach enough money). There are also codes, but I won't talk about them.
ROBLOX Paper Ball Simulator: New update! 1. New boss! You can throw paper balls at it to kill it!
Me: Yet again, I don't want to kill anyone.
Me: Yet again, I don't want to kill anyone.
by Lol Memes ;) August 04, 2020
"Getting Papered".
When a person who normally holds a measure of power and authority is overridden by a person of greater power and authority by being showed an official piece of documentation which validates the second person's superior authority.
When a person who normally holds a measure of power and authority is overridden by a person of greater power and authority by being showed an official piece of documentation which validates the second person's superior authority.
*Guy in a suit walks up to a crime scene*
Police Inspector: "You can't come in here, this area is under police jurisdiction and is off limits".
Guy: *Pulls out an ID card* "Not any more it isn't, this scene is under FBI jurisdiction now"
Police officer:" Hey Carl did you see that? Inspector Ryan just got papered!"
Police Inspector: "You can't come in here, this area is under police jurisdiction and is off limits".
Guy: *Pulls out an ID card* "Not any more it isn't, this scene is under FBI jurisdiction now"
Police officer:" Hey Carl did you see that? Inspector Ryan just got papered!"
by Nullkid November 08, 2011
A form of manipulation, often carried out by people in positions of power—such as judges, lawyers, doctors, or police officers—where false, misleading, or completely fabricated written communication (such as reports, records, or legal documents) is used to distort facts, undermine a person's reality, or discredit them. This tactic can involve not only adding false information but also creating entirely false documents to cover up crimes. It is frequently used to manufacture false mental health narratives or discredit victims of non-consensual human experimentation. The purpose is to conceal the crimes of those in power, making false information appear as the "gospel truth"—essentially
Police Cover-Up Example
"Officer Gordon Dorham sent me a letter falsely claiming that I had filed an Internal Affairs complaint against one of their officers. However, I never filed such a complaint. The letter was part of a cover-up for Oakland Police Department Cannabis Unit Officer John Jacko Romero, who failed to shut down his cousin Jacko’s illegal cannabis operation. Instead of addressing the real issue, they engaged in gaslighting on paper, framing false mental health issues against me without ever mentioning the officer or his cousin's illegal cannabis operation."
Medical Gaslighting Example
"A doctor created a backdated medical note, falsely stating that I had paranoia in 2020, even though I never saw them that year. This completely fabricated document was an example of gaslighting on paper to discredit me and cover up the crimes committed against me."
"Officer Gordon Dorham sent me a letter falsely claiming that I had filed an Internal Affairs complaint against one of their officers. However, I never filed such a complaint. The letter was part of a cover-up for Oakland Police Department Cannabis Unit Officer John Jacko Romero, who failed to shut down his cousin Jacko’s illegal cannabis operation. Instead of addressing the real issue, they engaged in gaslighting on paper, framing false mental health issues against me without ever mentioning the officer or his cousin's illegal cannabis operation."
Medical Gaslighting Example
"A doctor created a backdated medical note, falsely stating that I had paranoia in 2020, even though I never saw them that year. This completely fabricated document was an example of gaslighting on paper to discredit me and cover up the crimes committed against me."
by Watchlist Subject 9596690-00 September 15, 2024