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Bonk your mother day

International bonk your mother day is where you get a stick, rolling pin or baseball bat and bonk you mother's knees.
Casey:“do you know what day it is today? ”
John:“no, why?”
Casey:“it's 'bonk your mother day'!”
John:“oh cool!”
by _Asher_ November 20, 2020
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u mother xd xd

when the 9 year old tries to insult you
u mother xd xd
by asdhkjadsd March 8, 2021
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RMF (Real Mother Fucker)

An individual who can always see through the bullshit. Particular people who don't like sugar coating or pussyfooting and/or beating around the bush. A person who takes their own inventory before taking anyone else's.

Male RMF: a proud solid man, one whom has the most sensitive bullshitometer.

Female RMF: a bitch who is down to go ham on yo girl when she acting a hoe round her mans.
Remember how that dude Barret always was genuine and his own brand, that dude was a RMF (Real Mother Fucker)
by Beezy Whyte May 25, 2022
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when ur mother is dumb

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Hello u know i got B likewhen ur mother is dumb???
by anonymous February 20, 2022
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ugly ass mother fucker

some one so ugly that you even wonder how god green lighted that shit
caden garrison is a ugly ass mother fucker with no chin or jaw line
by the come goblin December 5, 2021
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Mother Fucking Bitch Tits

Used to describe extreme anger.
-Hey, I fucked your girlfriend last night.
-Mother fucking bitch tits!!!
by ExanimateErika February 24, 2011
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Mother's Special Popsicle

When a mother of any number of children removes her bloody tampon, freezes it and then serves it as a popsicle to someone.
I ate one of mother's special popsicles because Mrs. Johnson promised I could creampie her if I ate one.
by Evan Maxwell February 17, 2010
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