Free Willy

A mockumentary that derisively details the sordid happenings of the infamous Clinton/Lewinsky scandal which involved "Free Willie" (as in, Clinton's disgracefully-uninhibited sexual behavior implied that he selfishly considered himself to be a "free man" {unattached bachelor}, since he was not honoring his wedding vows of monogamy to Hillary), and how he was being "free" (bold and brashly unrestrained, and not just with Monica, but with goodness knows HOW many other ladies --- think, the "Honk if you **haven't** slept with Clinton" bumper sticker) with his "willy" (defining explanation unnecessary :P). He was never known to charge anything for his "services", either, and so access to his "willy" was "free" for all of the ladies.

As many women as Free Willy has done da ol' bouncy-bouncy with, there could be a movie-history-making number of sequels (Free Willy 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, etc.).

by QuacksO July 29, 2017

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willy bees

bees that are on/in/around or have some relation to a penis 🐝 🍆

"Ugh the willy bees are back!"

by drwillybees420 August 14, 2017

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chilli willie

To have vigorous anal sex with a woman whilst she suffers from mass diarrhea, the woman proceeds to poop during the sex.the man then removed his member,and rubs it between her but cheecks.

She was just asking for the chilli willie eating all that Mexican food.

by James pyke August 19, 2017

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reverse wet willy

this is where you stick your finger in your ear and get a shit ton of ear wax on your finger, then shove your finger in someones mouth.

im gonna give you a wet willy...
~HA jokes on you because im gonna give you a reverse wet willy!
whats that??
~you'll see...
BRO WTF DID YOU JUST PUT IN MY MOUTH??!!!!
~muwahahha >:)

by reverse wet willy chick August 30, 2017

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