January 25

A person that was born on January 25th is simply the best person you'll ever meet

And he will jerk off Dominik

1:I think his birthday is on January 25th
2: if it is let's have kids with him

by ILoveDominikstoes November 22, 2021

15 january 2025

the day this definition was posted for urban dictionary to review

as of typing this it's currently 15 january 2025

by RF5C January 15, 2025

January 3rd

January 3rd is No Ichiro Day. This refers to a day where you're not supposed to do, talk about etc anything related to Ichiro Yamada from Hypnosis Mic. He's strictly forbidden.

A: Hey my new Ichiro plushie just came in
B: Dude what the hell it's January 3rd
A: Oh shit you're right. I need to burn this thing

by rabidredsalsa January 2, 2024

january 27

the day you gotta give your girl cuddles and kisses and whatever they want

it’s January 27
oh i needa treat my girl

by ihaveapig January 23, 2024

january 2

the day to love your gf. give them your hoodie, hug them, and hold their hand, show affection

Guy 1 - give ur gf ur hoodie

Guy 2 - why

Guy 1- cuz its january 2
Guy 2- ok

by idk02010 November 29, 2023

January 14

National hate on Capricorn day

today is the day to beat up all the Capricorn bitches you know
(in honour of an assholes birthday)

Person: Hey it's January 14th
Other person: You know what that means
Person: Let's beat up some Capricorns

by appleciderviniger January 13, 2021

Sky high January

What everyone doing Dry January has secretly started by the middle of the month.

They may not be washing back Buds with Whiskey suds, but don’t be fooled. They’re high as balls.

Ah yes, Leonard and Celine back at their old charade - pushing the wine glasses away as if we didn’t know they’re in full-blown Sky High January mode and smoked three blunts before they came to dinner.

by daltonjfk January 17, 2020