Face book

while your partner is reading the Kama Sutra on all 4’s and yelling out instructions, you pull out from her pooper and copulate on the open book, slamming it shut violently, splattering her with a High velocity dirt sperm shower.

I surprised my new girlfriend with a face book shower last night, and man was she angry.

by Theoriginalbugsy December 28, 2020

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booked

out of it, rough

"Tom is looking pretty booked today."
"I don't think he slept last night"

by Ihavenocluewhattodoforthis June 4, 2019

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book stalking

The act of analyzing a person's book collection as a means of analyzing the person.

I was book stalking Steve in his Zoom background and he has a copy of The Fountainhead

by lifto January 5, 2021

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Books

It's like... Individual tablets, each with words on it to read. It lets you create a video in your mind, like directing your own movie in your brain. It provides data for your brain to keep.

Bob: Woah, is that a book?
John: Yeah.
Bob: Books are so outdated.

by OOOOOOOOOOFF February 25, 2018

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book

A large paper document in the office that has a short lifespan. The reason? Nowadays, as more offices go the "paperless" route, documents are scanned electronically and the originals discarded and shredded. Often, a "book" has several portions, each portion stapled, quite a nuisance to remove in order not to jam the electronic scanner.

I hate getting a book with a hundred staples in it---it's the bane of my existence at my office when I scan it in!

by pentozali October 16, 2012

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leave Facebook and face your book

A pun used by boomers, e.g parents or teachers, when they want to encourage a kid to study while trying to be hip and trendy despite Facebook being an irrelevant website today.

Kid: *is playing a mobile game*
Boomer: leave Facebook and face your book!
Kid: I'm not even on Facebook wth

by SonicFanon1 June 2, 2023

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