texas bull whip

when one poops, in a long tube sock, and then procedes to whip someone with it.

maria made a texas bull whip, and hit michele with it.

by Alex737 November 13, 2011

Texas sleigh ride

A sleigh ride without the snow or the consent of the "rider". A noose is placed around the neck of the "rider" and then tied to the back of a horse or pickup. The "rider" is then dragged until he/she is dead.

Hey, lets give that fag Bobby a Texas sleigh ride.

by TE. Newman July 22, 2008

Texas Chilli Bone

Lets just say it involves a bone some tobasco and an anus.

Hey lets go give that school girl a texas chilli bone!

by Asok June 21, 2006

texas turd driller

The Texas Turd driller or the Texas T or the TTD for short is a favorite among scat porn fanatics. This rarely seen act involves a woman lying down; putting her legs into the air in such a way as so she is almost completely vertical. Then, her sex partner proceeds to pass a bowel movement and/or bowel movements into her vagina. From there penetration is achieved within her newly browned slot until climax is achieved.

That girl got a bacterial infection in her vagina because she got a Texas Turd Driller.

by weatherford niggerbee July 29, 2004

texas fire fly

A texas fire fly is when u have one drag left of a cigarette and u flip it and if it hits sombody that is called a texas fire fly

did u see that texas fire fly hit jimmy in the face

by Chris Fletcher June 23, 2008

texas butthole massacre

the act of inserting three or more penises into your butthole simultaneously

texas butthole massacres are often followed by a horrible pink sock

person 1: dude i had my first texas butthole massacre yesterday
person 2: how was it
person 1: pretty fun except when they pulled out they stretched my butthole so much that my intestines popped out resulting in a pink sock
person 2: pink socks are so kinky
person 1: you're a dirty boy

girl: hey wanna try a texas butthole massacre
boy: okay (proceeds to insert his three penises into her butthole)
girl: hey wtf are you doing
boy: putting my three dicks in your butthole
girl: no i meant i wanted to do it (whips out her three dicks and proceeds to give the boy a texas butthole massacre)
boy: wahhh you're tearing my butthole tissue

by roflrofler September 4, 2009

Texas stinker

When having sex, you take off your cowboy hat and take a shit in it, and then place the shit-filled hat onto your lover's face. This is done because she is unattractive and you can not finish the job otherwise, and the extra touch of insult is fun.

Donna, I'm sorry I had to give ya a Texas stinker last night, but you were makin' my dick go soft!

by shmoffice March 31, 2009