by Alex737 November 13, 2011
Get the texas bull whipmug. A sleigh ride without the snow or the consent of the "rider". A noose is placed around the neck of the "rider" and then tied to the back of a horse or pickup. The "rider" is then dragged until he/she is dead.
by TE. Newman July 22, 2008
Get the Texas sleigh ridemug. by Asok June 21, 2006
Get the Texas Chilli Bonemug. The Texas Turd driller or the Texas T or the TTD for short is a favorite among scat porn fanatics. This rarely seen act involves a woman lying down; putting her legs into the air in such a way as so she is almost completely vertical. Then, her sex partner proceeds to pass a bowel movement and/or bowel movements into her vagina. From there penetration is achieved within her newly browned slot until climax is achieved.
by weatherford niggerbee July 29, 2004
Get the texas turd drillermug. A texas fire fly is when u have one drag left of a cigarette and u flip it and if it hits sombody that is called a texas fire fly
by Chris Fletcher June 23, 2008
Get the texas fire flymug. the act of inserting three or more penises into your butthole simultaneously
texas butthole massacres are often followed by a horrible pink sock
texas butthole massacres are often followed by a horrible pink sock
person 1: dude i had my first texas butthole massacre yesterday
person 2: how was it
person 1: pretty fun except when they pulled out they stretched my butthole so much that my intestines popped out resulting in a pink sock
person 2: pink socks are so kinky
person 1: you're a dirty boy
girl: hey wanna try a texas butthole massacre
boy: okay (proceeds to insert his three penises into her butthole)
girl: hey wtf are you doing
boy: putting my three dicks in your butthole
girl: no i meant i wanted to do it (whips out her three dicks and proceeds to give the boy a texas butthole massacre)
boy: wahhh you're tearing my butthole tissue
person 2: how was it
person 1: pretty fun except when they pulled out they stretched my butthole so much that my intestines popped out resulting in a pink sock
person 2: pink socks are so kinky
person 1: you're a dirty boy
girl: hey wanna try a texas butthole massacre
boy: okay (proceeds to insert his three penises into her butthole)
girl: hey wtf are you doing
boy: putting my three dicks in your butthole
girl: no i meant i wanted to do it (whips out her three dicks and proceeds to give the boy a texas butthole massacre)
boy: wahhh you're tearing my butthole tissue
by roflrofler September 4, 2009
Get the texas butthole massacremug. Freeport texas is a small place on the coast hugged by the ghetto called surfside. It has plenty of crime and has been deemed little Southside Chicago! The houses are ratchet and you have crazy city ordinances ! The mayor of freeport is a guy named jason that always walks around dressed in a little League baseball uniform complete with a helmet and bat.
by Pearlsnpinkcamo June 18, 2019
Get the Freeport texasmug.