Tard

A type of person with special abilities, who acts differently than others.

Why would throw that chair you tard?

by Big N8 November 10, 2017

speed tarded

The act of going so fast on a motorcycle one becomes retarded.

Once I hit 140mph I got speed tarded.

Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.

Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.

by speedtard number 1 April 22, 2010

bama tard

A redneck hick, usually with 2 teeth, big beer belly who marries and reproduces with their cousin and thinks their college football team is gods gift to mankind which in reality is full of gangsters/thugs and bought players under the devil a.k.a nick "Lucifer" sabban

"Roll tide" has got to be the dumbest saying on the planet and why have a dumb ass elephant for a mascot.....idiots!
Will also claim championships they dont have

"Did you see that bama tard at the game yesterday"
-ya unfortunately, noone likes a bama tard!

by Koolcat55 May 17, 2019

Remo-tard

When someone forgets something they themself's told you about

Luke: hey man whats that Av u use,
jaz: Avast
Luke: oh yeh i told you about it..
jaz: Lol remo-tard

by jbegg January 28, 2009

Tard

Mix between "tough" and "hard".

Yo not gonna lie your new haircut is tard.

by chupapiiii April 28, 2025

slop tard

someone that is a whore, slut, slore, etc. possibly carries many infections; also is not the brightest crayon in the box.

Man1: Dude I slept with that girl last night, and now I think I have the clap!
Man2: Sucks bro, you slept with a slop tard.

by lalalaman1111111932028 September 23, 2012

Fuck-tard

A person both a fucking idiot and a fucking retard

Wow that fuck-tard has retard-strength when he catches you fucking his grandpa

by Daddy "Icky" Matt September 26, 2022