Toilet Turban

A long bowel movement that wraps around the bottom of the toilet bowl.

I was feeling backed up and relieved myself only to see a large toilet turban in the bowl.

by MD PAPPAGEOGIO December 1, 2011

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Toilet-roulette

A game that you many times are forced to play when visiting certain institutions and public places.

Takes place whenever you're in the need of toilet facilities and are
a) entering a booth or
b) raising a toilet seat cover.

You loose in toilet-roulette if the toilet is blocked and full of yuk.

The chances for loosing in toilet-roulette are usually lower in the morning, and increases for every opening hour. In extreme cases the odds for loosing are above 9/10.

A: Hey girl. You'll keep the table for us, while I'm getting some lunch?
B: Agh. Fuck it. You can have my lunch bag. I was suppose to take a quick wee before I met you, but lost toilet-roulette 7 times, and now I'm too disgraced to eat my lunch.

by CBS-student for better toilets December 7, 2011

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Padded Toilet Seat

A very hairy ass.

Dude has so much butt furr,he carries around his own padded toilet seat!

by KronKyrios September 8, 2011

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Introduced her to my toilet

An expression for when someone stays at your place over night after hooking up.

I met this this girl on tinder and introduced her to my toilet.
I introduced her to my toilet.

by colloquial June 20, 2023

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Kingsmeadow School toilets

Bassically a fucking vape shack ran by the year 9s

Lad A: Here bro come Kingsmeadow School toilets just got a new r and m
Lad B:Fuck that sonya will chase wu

Lad A: will she fuck just come stop being Mong
Lad B: wey dot might

Lad A: na shes sound her

Lad B: aye fair

by Kingsmeadow Gadgas June 21, 2023

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