The toilet jerk is when you jerk off on the toilet. Most likely to happen after being denied from a female or before taking a shower.
John: Yo this chick finessed me tonight after she said she was gonna come thru and suck some dick.
Adam: Damn man, rip a toilet jerk and call it a night.
Adam: Damn man, rip a toilet jerk and call it a night.
by JT slay November 10, 2022
A rare phenomenon that occurs when you take a stool softener and a laxative at the same time turning your fecal matter into lava
Bro I just took a laxative and a stool softener and now there is a bubbling toilet bowl n the bath room
by Blackhammer1992 October 25, 2017
A delish AF sandwich made in a gas station deli in close proximity to a toilet thats usually right at the end of the sandwich board.
Dang my bro lady gonna go up down over to the SUNOCO and grab on me one of them beef injected TOILET SANDWICHES... hungry AF
by Eljer Tippy March 13, 2021
A good example of complete silliness that will eventually leak into your personal life, and ruin your entire life. Saying, writing, sign languaging, or whatever you do with this will most likely result in a one time truck ride to the nearest maximum security prison. Typically written in graffiti, or on elementary-schoolers' notebooks, this is severely offensive to every single human in the world. Being said, it will refer to someone as a foolish little kid, who only understands foolish talk like the word in question. Warning: this may result in the loss of many friendships
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by We Are Here If You Complain March 05, 2024
by man.dovvn June 10, 2008
by El dude420 August 19, 2023
Toilet Coiling is when a man inserts his penis into plumbing pipes, for example from a toilet or urinal.
by HenloFrens March 30, 2020