Planting a Few Trees

Anal Sex

I pulled my ass cheek this weekend planting a few trees.

by Betterthanyouwusses April 13, 2011

Christmas tree father

A father who is decorated, and is the center of attention for as long as he can be useful. Then when the glamor wares off,
he becomes slowly neglected, then thrown out of the house.

Yes, he's a Christmas tree father, he's staying with me until he finds a place.

by bossonvacation January 15, 2018

describe a spruce tree

When you want to tell a friend to suck a dick but cant say it outloud
Long, thick, spikey, pokey, brown, and tall

Go describe a spruce tree Payge!!!

by Gosuckasprucetree May 26, 2022

Peach Tree Dish

The type of dish that Bill Gates uses to make fake meat and force you to eat it.

MTG: They want to know if you’re eating a cheeseburger, which is very bad because Bill Gates wants you to eat his fake meat, which grows in a peach tree dish.

by headshotcraft June 4, 2022

Cop some tree

To pick up, buy or purchase marijuana.

Let's, burn it! But first I need to cop some tree

by Nikismiles August 19, 2017

grassy tree root

a sexual position in which a man sticks his raging nathan in a mossy tree root

christopher went to the forest for a grassy tree root

by rottenoysterwitharagingnathan May 3, 2009

Irish Christmas Tree

A bush where someone has hung a bag of dog shit, like some disgusting decoration on a Christmas Tree.

You should probably walk on the other side of the street. Theres an Irish Christmas Tree up ahead.

by thecelticworrier April 20, 2021