Cool story bro

When someone tells you something and you simply don't care.

Person 1: Man, I don't feel like living anymore. My grandpa died yesterday.

Person 2: Cool story bro.

by Thatbrodude August 3, 2016

Cool Kid Alliance

An extremely sarcastic term to describe nerds, or a group of people who look nerdy.

*Kids gathering playing chess
"Thats a Cool Kid Alliance Meeting"

by hippiedanc March 28, 2010

Cool story bro

The most suitable response one can give to a story that completely wasted ones precious time. Parents, co-workers, and history classes often provoke its usage.

Bobby: So guess what? Nina wrote me up again, because i came to work late the other day.

Kelly: Cool story bro.

*FML why does Bobby think i give two shits about his life??? Please lord have this shift end already! He makes my job REAL RUDE*

Teacher: Agriculture was key to economic progress in the early ages.

Student (shouting): COOL STORY BRO!

Mom: When i was your age i always had my room spotless.

Son: Cool story bro.

by RudeApproved March 25, 2011

Cool Name Pending...

A very cool group chat name that is said to be in placeholder for another name, but ends up sticking since it has a nice ring to it.

Friend #1: Hey, do you want to call on Cool Name Pending...
Friend #2: Can’t, it’s pizza Friday, how about later?

by Patch Adams Part 1 September 11, 2020

Cool Mo D

A term to refer to punk ass bitches that you've never talked to but you still hate their guts.

I saw that Cool Mo D homo wearing a backwards hat, talking on a cell phone, and smoking a cigarette.

by Daddy 666 February 14, 2010

Too cool for facebook

Someone who feels they are above everyone for not joining facebook or someone who is afraid their drunken debauchery will be caught by a college and ruin their life. Can also be used to describe that one friend who hasn't updated their facebook status in over a month to give the appearance of being "oh so busy and popular" despite facebook stalking random girls he requested daily.

Nick: hey broski get a facebook so you can see all the chicks commenting on how hot you were in the football game
Myer: my ego won't let me get a facebook, its telling me I'm way too cool for it
Nick: cool. *he's too cool for facebook I wish my ego was that big*

by CTU_FieldAgent200 June 23, 2010

cool story ho

A sarcastic and insulting response expressing disinterest to a useless, boring or irrelevant story while also calling the person a ho.

Jessica: Did you know that approximately one in five women worldwide report being sexually abused before the age of 15!

Joey: Cool story ho.

by Dejayelkay May 20, 2011