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ET FONE HOME

When an old wrinkly women pesters you and stalks you for phone sex.
ET Fone Home lets have phone sex
by Carlos de la Cerda November 7, 2021
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Home-style

To "home-style" something means to do it on your own, in your own way. To not depend on society and rules to help you out.
Joyce: Jim! What happened to your leg?!
Jim: Aw shit, Joyce! My cat bit me and I think the cut may be infected.
Joyce: That's the third time this week. Jim, you outta think about putting that cat down.
Jim: But I don't have the money to put her down.
Joyce: *hands Jim a knife* Then home-style it.
by FancyPants17 August 7, 2013
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Home-schooled

To be taught at home rather than the god-awful abominations that are public schools. Or, as all the definitions that are no doubt above this one say, it is a person who, do to living an "isolated" life, is a socially awkward person, an idiot with no fashion sense, or a retarded person. (I'm allowed to complain about public schools because I was in one for a while, by the way.)
Person A: I just got back from school, where I learned information that I already knew, didn't really need to know and wasn't interested in knowing about, and stuff that I just didn't understand.

Person B: I'm home-schooled, so I got to learn about things that I'm interested in, and none of it was overly complicated, so I had enough time focus on my interests and maintain a healthy sleep schedule!
by A Name. I'm uncreative. January 14, 2018
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Better Homes and Gardens

the fourth best selling magazine in the United States. The editor in chief is Stephen Orr.
In country recording artist Miranda Lambert's 2010 hit single titled "The House That Built Me", there is a verse that says, "Mama cut out pictures of houses for years from Better Homes and Gardens magazine".
by Wendysfg May 7, 2023
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home hangover

When you’ve been in your hometown or staying with your parents for too long, usually during the holidays, and are the point where you resent or are sick of your family and just want to get back to your own apartment. People can have different tolerance levels before they get a home hangover - for someone it might be a week, or it might be eight hours.
I should have cut my visit home over Christmas by two days, I’ve got the worst home hangover now.
by arboreal_pseudonym January 11, 2023
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to home

The act of shopping for your home. To visit a physical retail store and browse for items that make your house into a home.
My mom likes to home at Big Lots for all the low prices.
by sbo88 September 20, 2023
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I lift at home

A phrase commonly used as an excuse to not work out in a proper gym or weight room. Usually pertains to the person curling and benching for 5 minutes and stating that they have completed a full workout.
Person 1: Bro, you trying to work out tonight?

Person 2: Nah, I lift at home. Not really in the mood for staying after to work out tonight.
by Juanthejumper September 11, 2016
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