Grilling Ham

Grilling Ham (noun): A clever tactic to avoid work or ignore a call. Originally based on the idea that someone was “too busy grilling ham” to respond, it now refers to any exaggerated excuse for getting out of something.

Sorry, boss, I can’t join the Zoom call—I’m in the middle of grilling ham.
or

Mike called—he's going to be late, busy grilling ham.

by b-rad.J February 10, 2025

Bokhech el Ham

Hole of the worry

Mohammad Hassan ya bokhech el hamm

by najjjj December 09, 2022

Ham slop

A term to describe children, or offspring

This Child was lost in the super market, (walking up to a distraught couple) Is this your Ham slop?

by Swooper166 January 23, 2021

Hams out

Going topless. Mostly used to describe a women who takes off her shirt in a non traditional setting.

Dude, check this shit, that chic is going hams out!!

by Mean1 August 29, 2016

ham certains

young vaginal flaps before it turns into roastbeef certains

man she had tasty ham certains

by pauky dounut September 14, 2008

ham slot

A woman’s vagina

I’d sure love to stick it in her ham slot!!!

by Dixie Normus 42069 April 09, 2023

double ham salute

bending over, dropping pants and spreading cheeks

when I arrived home, after a night of drinking, my sister starting bitchin' and raising hell. I was in no mood for that, so on the way into my room I dropped trou and gave her the double ham salute

by bullet88 August 16, 2008