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Covid Clam

After a 7 day covid isolation period of furious solo masturbation, the Covid Clam emerges from confinement wafting its pungent odor from beneath the confinement of her sweatpants.
"Omg, did you smell Kerry today, she smells like she just came out of isolation today, what a Covid Clam".
"Oh you bitch, you're such a covid clam".
by TheSmellyclam May 13, 2022
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Tangy Clam Meat

The labias of an old woman so spread out they could be confused with a roast beef sandwich. This word could also be applied to a person who has a high body count.
"Bro i just fucked this chick, she had some fucking tangy clam meat down town but i tore that one up anyways!"
by GlizzyL September 29, 2023
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Fortune clam

The clam shaped cookie you get along with asian take-out that has a personal fortune inside.
John was dissapointed by the message he recieved in his fortune clam.
by THEMATTYK June 15, 2009
mugGet the Fortune clammug.

Clam Chowder

Sammy: Dude i was sitting their.

Joe: So

Sammy: Well Clam Chowder, I want my spot back
by SammyEffinD January 19, 2010
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Clam chowder face

An unsymmetrical droopy face. Achieved only by consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
Yo! Did you see Gabby’s clam chowder face last night, she was wasted.
by Henry the reet November 6, 2020
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Clam dangle

The art of hanging off a boat and peeing into to a lake
Yadira did a clam dangle after killing that 12 pack on the boat
by Cumguzzler92648 June 8, 2024
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clam sailing

When a woman with a skirt and no underwear (or naked) stands over a vent that's blowing air.
Marilyn Monroe was holding her skirt down because she was clam sailing to dry off.
by DoomEngin33r March 31, 2017
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