The insanity, irrationality and general madness that sets in shortly after Thanksgiving and does not break until after New Year's Day. Very prevalent in women and can be passed from generation to generation.
Thankfully Christmas is over. I thought I would have to have my wife committed.
Yeah, she's Christmas Crazy, just like her mother.
Yeah, she's Christmas Crazy, just like her mother.
by makepar December 26, 2016
Get the Christmas Crazymug. by Estelle billiard December 23, 2019
Get the Christmas Eve evemug. The words that come out of my mouth when an Predicted extraordinarily amount of fuckory is happening.
I woke up this morning with a low tire and went to drive to the repair shop but the truck wouldn’t star. Jessica Christmas! Can this luck be any worse?
by Starshine Ember September 8, 2020
Get the Jessica Christmasmug. A day celebrated for a big guy in a red suit to break into your house, eat you’re cookie, and leave you girls for being a good boy or girl. If you’re naughty you get punished.
by Christmas lady 221 December 20, 2019
Get the Christmasmug. when a schizophrenic male comes into your home and collects all of your personal belongings, removes photos from their frames, and then proceeds to sort them into color coordinated piles. finally the male calls for the family to gather and begin the celebration, all taking place at an obscure hour of the night.
Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I wanted to surprise y’all with a nice Swiss Christmas.
by anonymous November 27, 2020
Get the Swiss Christmasmug. A holiday thats was initially to celebrate jesus' birth, even though historians beleive he was auctuaply born in June. Over the years atheist syarted celebrating it even though they don't celebrate tge most important part, jesus. Christmas now is just a ton of random people frm various religions celebrating a ( suppose to be ) christian holiday by buying insanely expensive presents for each other while the people that truely should celebrate get socks and thats it. Now adays Christmas is about as religious as earth day.
Macy's: Buy our $10000000 home ware
Atheist: Yay that will cover 1/800 of my presents
Christian:I think I will make my children presents for christmas that will show more love.
Christmas
CHRIST-jesus
Mas-celebration
Chrismas-celebration of jesus hmmm coincidence I think not.
Atheist: Yay that will cover 1/800 of my presents
Christian:I think I will make my children presents for christmas that will show more love.
Christmas
CHRIST-jesus
Mas-celebration
Chrismas-celebration of jesus hmmm coincidence I think not.
by Nowwhat November 4, 2013
Get the Christmasmug. The 26th of december. Christmas 2.73 is for those who want one more present on top of those they already have.
by interhoe December 23, 2018
Get the Christmas 2.73mug.