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Asian Table

1. Whatever is being used as a table as you are sitting on the floor

2. the floor
We used a chair as our asian table.

She laid down on the asian table and we made out.
by Jeff789852 January 28, 2010
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asian hibernation

The phenomenon of micro-naps in public places, prominent among high-achieving, over-worked, asian americans.
-"Did you see that trombonist sleeping on stage during the band concert?"
-"Yeah, that was some crazy asian hibernation."
by real_name_taken September 28, 2015
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asian beetle

when an ugly Asian wants a

one night stand and u commit, then you pull out and spray a huge load on her back, making her look like a beetle
That ugly Asian screamed even louder after she looked like an Asian beetle
by Sir Crocodile May 27, 2016
mugGet the asian beetlemug.

Asian Spice

little asian boy fills his anal canal with spices and then proceeds to fart in a man’s face giving the man spicy pink eye, after farting in the man’s face the man will rub his eyes and then rub the little asian boys eyes giving him asian spice
Me and my buddy jorden did some asian spice the other day
by Electric Glitch May 17, 2025
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Asian Cough Drop

Coming deep down an Asian's throat to "soothe her cough".
My Asian girlfriend had a cold, so I gave her an Asian Cough Drop.
by anonymous January 22, 2021
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asian

A person of asian descent, who is mainly either not racist at all, or openly racist to everyone and doesn’t try to hide it at all, yet denying their racism.
1: Yo, did you see that asian?
2: Yeah, he’s so racist to everyone
1: YO! i heard you said the n-word!
asian: Nuh-uh i’m not racist at all bro
by yogilover1234 October 22, 2023
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