What The Cunt

Similar to what the fuck except used in exceptional circumstances to exclaim an even greater level of surprise, shock, amazement, etc.

1: "Dude, you hear that she didn't get that abortion?"
2: "Seriously?"
1: "Yeah, she wants child support now as well"
2: "WHAT THE CUNT?!"

by Scuzzmonkey69 April 1, 2011

ball cunt

Male: For a male, it is when your balls are sunk into your body, due to cold water or weather, and the left over skin from your balls looks like a cunt.

Female: For a female, it is when your vagina is so meaty, it looks like a sack of nuts.

Joe, you are a dirty ball cunt.

by Frank V. (Smokey) July 29, 2008

bucket-cunt

An extremely large vagina that can only be satisfied by a monster cock. Australian in origin.

My girlfriend never reaches orgasm. She must be a bucket-cunt!

by Dapto Briefcase May 1, 2006

weasel cunt

The scum sucking attendant at a twenty four hour service station that will not get out of his seat to serve you food at 2am when you are half way through a twelve hour night shift

The weasel cunt said to me " no food or drink only Petrol"

by big Willie and the Twins September 1, 2007

fat cunt

Becky Fisher -- chief indoctrinator at "Jesus Camp"

I am Becky Fisher and I rape childrens' minds with religious bullshit. I am a fat cunt.

by defenderoftruth666 March 30, 2009

posh cunt

sum 1 who is really rich and spends all of there time telling people about it.

you little posh cunt

by aaa October 24, 2003

cunt cream

Another term for Vagisil. Monistat 7 Basicaly any kind of medication to cure something for the vagina aka pussy

Dude that girl had a little extra cheese on the taco that she had to go and buy some cunt cream

by Fredrick Polowaski "OGRE" July 28, 2006