Summered

When you totally misread a relationship and end up feeling all confused and a little heartbroken because, surprise, the other person wasn’t on the same page. Basically, you got played… but in a cute kind of way. Inspired by 500 Days of Summer.

- I thought we had something special, but then I got summered — turns out she just wasn’t that into me.
-Be careful dating him, or you might get summered like I did.
-Dude, don’t get your hopes up too fast or you might end up getting summered.
-She ghosted me after three dates. Yup, definitely got summered.

by Justaguywithnothingtodo June 12, 2025

Summer

A Dumb Bitch Who Is Mean

Summer's A Bitch

by Nick LaRoy June 14, 2025

Scammer

A man or woman who is too lazy to work.

Scammers try to rob you because they are lazy bums and dont want to work hard!

by King Cobraaa July 17, 2025

Scumerican

Noun. A scummy, hyper-cancervative filthy pig of a person who jerks off to fever dreams of a white-only America and Europe, while plotting to nuke the rest of the world into oblivion just to save on their property taxes. Basically, a MAGATARD xenophobe who thinks diversity is a swear word and global warming is code for too many non-vitiligo people breathing.

Bro, why are you crying over the UN resolution on world peace? Chill, it's just a horde of scumericans online petitioning to nuke the Middle East, then rebuild it as a giant golf course for 'real Americans', complete with moats of Diet Coke and walls made from melted-down iPhones stolen from immigrants, to 'make the world great again,' one irradiated sand trap at a time.

by Trumpanzee December 8, 2025

summerhost

A hosting provider, which only lasts 1-2 months long. Most of the creators of "summerhosts" used free panels (like pterodactyl panel), themes, and scripts. Those summerhosts were usually hosted on their own cloud server or they ask another person to host their "hosting provider" on their server. They not only made Minecraft host, but they also made a VPS host. Usually they didn't charge anything for the use of the host, which made the host ended up bankrupt or closed after a short amount of time. These days, some shady operators grab servers for free via exploits using ChatGPT-generated scripts, resell them dirt cheap, and even run AI-made Discord bots that automate the hacks for them.

Avoid that summerhost run by total script kiddie losers—they snag servers for free with ChatGPT bots, sell 'em off cheap, and fold like cheap tents after a month.

by haruki.py January 7, 2026

Pre-Summer Movie

These are the movies that are released before the summer blockbuster season. They are usually released in April, but sometimes as early as March. They may have some elements of a summer blockbuster such as action and science fiction elements, but they usually are not quite the draw that summer movies are since kids are still in school. These movies also advertise summer blockbusters heavily.

Alice in Wonderland was an excellent pre-summer movie that made lots of money.

by New English August 10, 2010

The Summer Bummer

When every August, September, and October before harvest time, it was impossible to get dope until the bales would arrive in December.

Ah fuck the summer bummer

by darealslimshady6969 June 18, 2011