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sausage tunnel

A male penis that has been surgically altered and transformed into a female vagina.
Tom: Yo! I finally had sex with Tiffany last night. She was able to take all 5 inches of my manhood in her vagina.

Jeff: What do you mean in her vagina? Last year Tiffany was named George. He had surgery to turn his dick into a sausage tunnel. You just put your penis in another penis.

Tom: whatever! A hole is a hole ahole!
by SausageTunnel May 3, 2023
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Saucy Sausage Dip

The act of a guy having anal sex after she has defecated without wiping her asshole. After he pulls his faeces-covered penis out of her anus he makes her suck it clean
“Yeah Joel and Grace hit it off hard last night, you should have heard then. I even think they had a little Saucy Sausage Dip”
by megacockmuncher October 31, 2021
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Sausage party

An orgy that involves multiple nonces like Callum Robson Jamie hunt and Richard from Macdonald's
I found a camp site today and I witnessed a disgusting sausage party
by Connorevanson November 3, 2019
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sausage and beans

A really nutritious and powerful meal. Even more powerful when comes it comes back out.
I won't eat sausage and beans before a sex night. That would add a strange parfum to the scene.
by ANONIMOYSYMOUS. BITCH. November 2, 2017
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Buy sausage

Starve to hall. I do not know where it is ... hmmm ... but heard Aunt Annie said yesterday at dinner ...
"If you do not stop feeding me this crap, I'll buy sausage"
by Abrikos December 19, 2016
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soily sausage

A penis or penis-like personality that gets poo trapped due to moisture around the head giving it a soil like look on the males "sausage".
The inbred kents were used to a soily sausage with all the male carnal activity in the house.
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