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Robert

Robert is someone who is a narcissistic, asshole, cry baby bitch who makes people's lives miserable and doesn't give a shit about anyone's feelings but their own. They are irresponsible and rude and manipulative with no soul. (They also have bad hairlines)
Robert is being such a dick right now and is screaming because he's getting shit on by a girl who's a lower rank then them in valorant.
by whinygirl April 16, 2023
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robert longland

Just looking at a Robert Longland gets all the ladies wet and all the men erections, just the sheer size of his BBC can rival a horse
I wish I was as black as Robert Longland
by Yes7771w April 26, 2021
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Sam Roberts

The most handsome man ever. The sweetest man in the whole world. He’s precious, he’s kind, he’s caring, he’s compassionate, he’s loving. He’s the perfect man. He is a great boyfriend, husband, and father. He is an angel from heaven.
by blondivitis March 5, 2025
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Robert Gilman

I wish I had that Robert Gilman money. I would retire yesterday.
by Shiettttt August 19, 2021
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Robert

Trey's bitch, Robert eats icing out of Trey's ass
by Booodooobeeedee October 13, 2021
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Cayden Robert Hoogeveen

use this word for a guy who has super ginger red poofy hair and LOVES crystals!!!!
Person 1: Hey, have you seen Cayden Robert Hoogeveen?

Person 2: Yeah man! We call him The Poof.
by farlie fartin January 28, 2024
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