robert

The tallest man on earth that can't walk straight and has a gigantic cock which is bigger than a BBC. Robert gets mad slutty bitches who give him anal.

'Hurry up and get yourself a robert!'

by Jailatte May 4, 2022

Robert

A romance novel in real life. A version of yourself in a male body. A friend for life, a true ,down to earth person. Musical, artistic, and creative.

I loved Robert when I met him,because he was giving me good vibes.

by Lamblove724 November 28, 2021

Pulling a Robert

Pulling a Robert is when you are depressed and you post on multiple social networking sites that you're gonna kill yourself but you actually aren't and you are just looking for attention attention whore if you will

Bob on twitter : I should go kill myself

Jim: what's wrong?

Bob: oh nothing, I just want attention, no one ever listens to me

Jim: Oh! So you're pulling a Robert?

by Hmenrak August 20, 2013

Robert's Gumbo Pot

When a man shits in a Gumbo Pot and throws it in a body of water.

Hunter: Dad did you really just shit in that Gumbo pot?
Robert: yes I had to let it loose like that other time in target.
Hunter: Mom don't use that because that's Robert's Gumbo Pot.

by Ethyn_Bordelon69420 April 16, 2024

Cayden Robert Hoogeveen

use this word for a guy who has super ginger red poofy hair and LOVES crystals!!!!

Person 1: Hey, have you seen Cayden Robert Hoogeveen?

Person 2: Yeah man! We call him The Poof.

by farlie fartin January 28, 2024

Robert

Robert is someone who is a narcissistic, asshole, cry baby bitch who makes people's lives miserable and doesn't give a shit about anyone's feelings but their own. They are irresponsible and rude and manipulative with no soul. (They also have bad hairlines)

Robert is being such a dick right now and is screaming because he's getting shit on by a girl who's a lower rank then them in valorant.

by whinygirl April 16, 2023