Robert

Robert is someone who is a narcissistic, asshole, cry baby bitch who makes people's lives miserable and doesn't give a shit about anyone's feelings but their own. They are irresponsible and rude and manipulative with no soul. (They also have bad hairlines)

Robert is being such a dick right now and is screaming because he's getting shit on by a girl who's a lower rank then them in valorant.

by whinygirl April 16, 2023

Robert

A romance novel in real life. A version of yourself in a male body. A friend for life, a true ,down to earth person. Musical, artistic, and creative.

I loved Robert when I met him,because he was giving me good vibes.

by Lamblove724 November 28, 2021

Robert's Gumbo Pot

When a man shits in a Gumbo Pot and throws it in a body of water.

Hunter: Dad did you really just shit in that Gumbo pot?
Robert: yes I had to let it loose like that other time in target.
Hunter: Mom don't use that because that's Robert's Gumbo Pot.

by Ethyn_Bordelon69420 April 16, 2024

Pulling a Robert

Pulling a Robert is when you are depressed and you post on multiple social networking sites that you're gonna kill yourself but you actually aren't and you are just looking for attention attention whore if you will

Bob on twitter : I should go kill myself

Jim: what's wrong?

Bob: oh nothing, I just want attention, no one ever listens to me

Jim: Oh! So you're pulling a Robert?

by Hmenrak August 20, 2013

Cameron Robert Lindsay

A ginger tho he says he’s strawberry blonde. He is very non social and his main friend is Cillian Byrne. In his free time he likes to study. He likes Frappuccinos from Starbucks.

Omg this guy is such a Cameron Robert Lindsay

by Cillian’s crew March 1, 2024

robert golden

great guy dont let him go

robert golden is ADORABLE

by DontMessWithMyFriends October 27, 2017

Robert

Robert, the most handsome guy. Ain’t like any other guys because he has a different personality from others. Will go for a lot of girls because he is brave and ain’t scared of anything. Will most likely be your next love if there name is Robert. They might have little nicknames such as Rob or Robby. They will probably go for there nicknames instead of there name. Overall a very cute boy that everyone likes.

Omg did you see Robert today?

Robert come over here
Will you go out with me rob?

by ur dad is rlly hawt October 12, 2021