Putative

The quickest way to dry out an object, especially wetsuits after use in surfing.

Yeah I could have dried it outside but putative does it twice as fast!

by Vegas95 September 29, 2021

Put Some Sprite On It

Fixing all your problems with the best soda.

"This food is burnt Taikeisha!"
"Girl it's okay just put some sprite on it."

by w33bbunz July 29, 2021

put my mouth where your diamond is

Take of on "put your money where your mouth is", meant to offer a "treat" to your loved one

"Sorry for that, but oh what a great 60 seconds! please, allow me to return a favor"

"Oh, you're just saying"
"No, I am willing to put my mouth where your diamond is"

by goldlicker July 30, 2021

Put wood in t' oil

A phrase used in parts of Yorkshire, mainly in South Yorkshire as a way to tell someone that they need to shut thier face

Bob: "blah blah blah, random bollocks"
Jim: "Put wood in t' oil will thy, you're getting on me wick"

by Proper Sheffield lad July 30, 2021

You gotta put yer sockchs onnn

The act of putting your socks on when inhaling paint fumes and sleep deprivation catch up to you

Person 1: Eyy bro I'm really tired and I'm feeling gooood after inhaling these paint fumes

Person 2:You gotta put yer sockchs onnn

by MC Shrivel Ball August 4, 2021

put it in the dirty

Anal sex

“Damn bro! Denise is a straight freak! She loves it when I put it in the dirty!”

by Elvis Moran August 26, 2021

putting words in the horse's mouth

the ugly habit of interrupting someone by finishing their sentences/words for them

boy, in an argument with his father:

boy: dad, sorry, but I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)

father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa? or go to James's for a juicy?

boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, something you've learnt to do so well lately. it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on anyways. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later.

I can't go to James's, he out of town for his grandmother's funeral

by Sexydimma October 31, 2012