The ol' pump

The act of using 5 pump shotguns in Fortnite whilst simultaneously listening to Danzel - Pump It Up. Also a euphemism for masturbating.

'Dude, the ol' pump is so good, man! It gets me wins every time!'

by GroundNutmeg March 31, 2018

Monkey pumping

Stealing a dead Nigerian man from a morgue and ripping out it's teeth, then violently thrusting your genitalia into there mouth while making monkey noises, after ejaculation squeeze there throught and drink the semen from there mouth.

Allan michoud Monkey pumping my dad in our family tree house

by Jt_crawfish July 7, 2025

Pump and Dump

"Beating retards at a game they don't know how to play and then LYING AND STEALING when you're too stupid to win" ~ Hym Iam

Hym "Hey! I want to pump and dump too! I want pump and dump Trump's daughter. If I can pump and dump Trump's daughter... You don't have to pay for the AI. But, seriously, maintain the tariffs and don't negotiate. He is clearly trying to screw over the American populus. AND... Upwards of 20 kids have been murder explicitly because I have been ignored! If you asked the Uvadle shooter what he wrote on the board in blood... What would he say?"

by Hym Iam April 10, 2025

Pump and Dump

When you bop the baloney while taking a massive shit at a neighbor's house at the same time, while you are standing up facing the toilet.

Neighbor: "OMFG, RYAN!! THERE'S SEMEN ALL OVER THE BACK OF MY TOILET!! AND SHIT!! THERE'S SHIT ALL OVER MY WALLS!! WERE YOU DOING A FUCKING PUMP AND DUMP!?"

Ryan: "So is that a no on the sugar?"

by Barry McCaulkinner April 19, 2023

Bailed 8 barrels of oil after pulling the pump

slang for finishing explosively after an intense round of action, leaving behind way more mess than anyone thought humanly possible.

Man went so hard pulling the pump, he bailed 8 barrels of oil after pulling the pump — OSHA should’ve been called for cleanup.

by ghosthole October 1, 2025

Baby Pump

A baby pump is a girl who has sex with a lot of men ; a girl that gets pregnant often;

Yoo that bitch had sex 8 times this week! "werd she a baby pump"

Yo she pregnant again, thats the 4 time this year, and its January.

by krook2 December 26, 2010

Three pump phil

Three pump phill is the name for a man that can only satisfy himself leaving his mrs to sort herself out

Omg my husband is a three pump Phil

by Vikingallan December 14, 2019