Closet Piece

a girl who is friends with a guy and the guy secretly has feelings for the girl but doesn't want to show them because the girl isn't the typical aesthetic norm that they would date

TAYLOR: I really like Luke...
BRIANA: Well, does Luke like you back?
TAYLOR: Yes, but he won't do anything about it!
BRIANA: Why not? If he likes you, there shouldn't be a problem.
TAYLOR: I'm not a size zero, I'm short and my thighs are too thick... He won't date me because I don't look like all the other girls. But, he still fucks me every now and then.
BRIANA: Damn, you're his closet piece.

by boosadleys June 12, 2016

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yem piece

A term referring to a perfectly rolled, cone-shaped marijuana cigarette. Specifically referring to its visual appeal.

Cody: "daammmnnn bro that joint looks mad nice"
Jake: "I know... It's a straight yem piece"

by Smokememes420 May 17, 2016

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no-good piece of crap

A mild insult, or a way of offending someone without heavily swearing! Mostly used by the southern states of USA.
"crap" alone is often used by the British.

"Gimme a burger, you no-good piece of crap!"

by TheVanillaSwirl June 12, 2016

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8 piece from kfc

A group of 8 African American men gang banging a person.

Be careful fam, you me and my homies will run an 8 piece from KFC on your ass.

by WhiteChocolateCarl April 26, 2016

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The Ol' Five-piece

The act of holding someone down and raping them. The reason this hellish act is named thusly is because it involves five pieces of the human body to be committed: two arms, two legs, and a penis.

Ex: I visited your mom last night and gave her the Ol' Five-piece.

by SwordfishTrombone October 5, 2016

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