Saints Peter and Paul High School 

the best fucking school ever. all 23 kids are really cool. <3 Ms. Valeo

Saints Peter and Paul High School. nuf sed

Saints Peter and Paul High School by Jack Derek December 4, 2010

The Peter Pan Handbook 

a pamphlet containing information about various things including closet monkeys, Horatio Sanchez, and when not to eat bananas

"Where did you hear that from?"

"I found it in The Peter Pan Handbook."

The Peter Pan Handbook by Sin-dee January 11, 2009

panic pack rat peter 

Other wise known as Scrat. Half squirrel and half rat. Accurately named after Scrat from ice age. Scrat is known for his skittishness and obssesion over nuts. Particularly one nut.

Scrat is just a squirrel trying to get a nut.

panic pack rat peter by G January 15, 2004

Pissy Peter 

Person who's spewing their hate.

I don't mean to be a Pissy Peter, but you're pissing me off.

Pissy Peter by Nicoletteeee November 28, 2009

Dry Peter

When you get a handjob but it's so rough and dry that it hurts but you pretend to enjoy it so she doesn't get mad.

Dude she gives way too many dry peters, I'm gonna have to let her go

Dry Peter by Bigg PP daddy May 13, 2016

A Peter Wang 

A Peter Wang is an outrageous, insane, obscene, unjustified, illicit, predatory rent increase imposed on peaceful (usually senior) residents living on very low or fixed incomes.

A Peter Wang is 'a wolf in sheep's clothing', presented as a necessary rent increase to bring the living standards up to reasonable levels that will enhance the quality of life for the residents. The rent increases are presented as caring, compassionate, almost loving gestures that are intended to 'soften up' the residents to accept the rent increase without resistance.

The reality of a Peter Wang is that it is predatory, about pure greed and generally destroys the lives of the (senior) residents.

Our mobile home park has recently been purchased by a Northern California investor ... looks like we'll get a Peter Wang.

A Peter Wang by Tonestir August 21, 2017

the peter blunt system 

The system that Randy Quaid's character from Caddyshack 2, a lawyer named Peter Blunt uses instead of the "real legal system."

Well, you certainly made it very clear how your legal system works Mr. Young. Now, I'd like to explain a little bit about the Peter Blunt system. You see, I don't go in for lawsuits and motions or any of the legal stuff. No, no, you see what happens is, uh, I find out where you live and then I come to your house, see? And I beat down your door with a fucking baseball bat! And, then I make a bonfire with the Chipendale, maybe roast that Golden Retriever, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, then eat it! And then I'm coming upstairs, junior, and I'm gonna grab you by your Brooks Bros. P.J.s, and then I'm gonna take your brand new B.M.W., and cram it up your tight ass! Do we have an understanding?

the peter blunt system by Brandtl03 February 16, 2018