Christmas tree father

A father who is decorated, and is the center of attention for as long as he can be useful. Then when the glamor wares off,
he becomes slowly neglected, then thrown out of the house.

Yes, he's a Christmas tree father, he's staying with me until he finds a place.

by bossonvacation January 15, 2018

mexican tree war

A gang bang of chodes.

We should not be involved in this mexican tree war.

by I Big Daddy February 21, 2016

Peach Tree Dish

The type of dish that Bill Gates uses to make fake meat and force you to eat it.

MTG: They want to know if you’re eating a cheeseburger, which is very bad because Bill Gates wants you to eat his fake meat, which grows in a peach tree dish.

by headshotcraft June 04, 2022

Irish Christmas Tree

A bush where someone has hung a bag of dog shit, like some disgusting decoration on a Christmas Tree.

You should probably walk on the other side of the street. Theres an Irish Christmas Tree up ahead.

by thecelticworrier April 20, 2021

hit the shade tree

Usually means you're fired from your job.

Joe: Sorry I'm late again, I had a flat tire.
BossMan: Hit the shade tree!!!!!
Joe: "sits under tree"

by Jojwjwjejej December 28, 2013

talking it up a tree

Was making something out to be great - was bigging it up.

This movie better be good, you’ve been talking it up a tree for ages

by Frazdug April 04, 2021

Cop some tree

To pick up, buy or purchase marijuana.

Let's, burn it! But first I need to cop some tree

by Nikismiles August 19, 2017