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MY LEGS

An unknown, random response or statement used with people who have nothing better to say.
Oh hey dude! Wanna smoke!?!? No but you can smoke MY LEGS.
by itslitdude November 4, 2015
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my face

whatever blind non-seeing

insult to a friend
by David February 16, 2005
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my space

Evidence that society has fallen.

My space for the emo:
Kids in girls jeans and heavy make-up that post pictures of themselves (the kind of picture they take themselves) and write some over-dramtic headline such as "I'll die for you" while making some kind of attempt to meet a girl and finally getting some pussy. The page also includes a song by Evergreen Terrace or Everytime I Die.

My space for the whores:
Pictures of them in some kind of slutty clothing with their friends. They are there to find new boys but in fact, they already have boyfriends. They post comments about the different cocks they suck and compare prices on the handjobs they give out.

My space for the posers:
The kind of people that joined my space years after it was created and take the time to "pimp" out their profiles so they fit in better.

My space for the gangsters (and wanksters):
The pussies; who in real life could not fire a weapon, that design their profiles to make them look gangsters. With pictures of them holding plastic guns followed by a quote such as "The world is mine" or "I gotta do what I gotta do" and they give themselves a nickname from mob or gangster movies.

My space for the assholes:
This includes the typical high school freshman or some kind of annoying douche bag such as retarded jocks, world of warcraft players, extreme conservitive/liberial, redneck hillbillies, and transparent people who think they need a profile.

My space for those that were not mentioned:
The rest are all stalkers.
90% of people on my space are emo.
by Capt. Crunch June 8, 2007
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My Woodz!

Deputy Ryans Sez dis when he finds dem bois campin on his private property!
Ryans: Bois Deeez r My Woodz! Day belong 2 me! dere mine! Quit campin out on my private property! Git on yer
god damn knees!Shut da fuck up bois!Suck on dis fuckin caulk!
Bois:(Gulp)
by spazz13 November 5, 2004
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on my shit

You're on top of your own shit
You sit on top of your own shit "On my shit"
by GUNTER9K January 17, 2016
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Take my dick in my mouth

The phrase you say to someone who rejected your definition that you worked so hard to write it.
the editor:Should I publish this def or should I reject it?I will reject it,I'm sorry!
the frustrated guy:Take my dick in my mouth,you fucking idiot,I worked so hard to write my def and you reject it so easily!
by piturca October 18, 2011
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my bad

A phrase said to admit guilt in a situation, substitute for sorry.
"Oh, that was your mom, not your grandma? My bad!"
by xJulia June 19, 2006
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