long island 2×4

When you're getting fucked and he randomly pulls out a fucking 2×4 and sticks that bitch up your ass and it comes out of your mouth

My man gave me the Long island 2×4 and blood has been squirting out of my ass ever since. I think I have cancer. So life's pretty good right now.

by Lil j Coco Puffs January 30, 2018

Long Island

A pretty sweet place. It can get kind of hectic in some parts, but it has the best food and beaches in the world.

long island is cool

by birkenstocksgirl January 30, 2018

GPS 04 Rhode Island

A trash soccer team with only one win against Shawn Strom's 09 team. They have lost every game to Rams FC 05 team and they only accept players over 200 pounds.

What do you get when you search up trash? Oh yeah GPS 04 Rhode Island.

by Aidan C December 10, 2019

Staten Island

Williams’s Burrough. He owns this island and will kill anyone that disrespects it.

Staten Island is the GOAT

by Mimas2005 December 18, 2019

long island hot tea

Tampering with a Keurig k-cup by introducing an undesirable foreign substance. Most likely semen.

Dan: Hey John, did you put cream in my coffee?

John: In a way, I did. That's a long island hot tea.

by Little stumpy January 14, 2020

The Island

Vancouver Island, off the west coast of beautiful British Columbia, Canada. Often mistaken as the slang reference for Australia, this is incorrect.

We're heading to the island this weekend for a rager with my 15 pack of Lucky. Do you know anyone who can boot for us?

by OH'Liv April 22, 2020

Rhode Island

A state that is smaller than my dick.

I have a Rhode Island dick.

by skinnypenis420691738 March 2, 2020