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john cena

Really crappy wrestler. His gimmick is a white rapper/some army guy!?!? Don't understand. Any match he is in you know he is booked to win. Don't think he will win Wrestlemania 24 though since he has a movie to promote.
John Cena beat Mark Henry in an arm wrestling match? wtf
by velociraptor March 24, 2008
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john cena

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John Cena just blew the entire gay WWE roster.

ROH FOR LIFE!
by rohfan4life May 10, 2008
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John Howard

Singlehandedly turned Australia into the laughing stock of the developed world during his tenure as PM, mostly due to his playing lapdog to Bush (the two of them go hand-in-hand!). Beloved by Bible bashers everywhere (one wonders why...), hated by everyone with half a brain.

Labor Party isn't much better, but that's a story for another time...
John Howard's reign is something the country will never recover from.
by Frustrated Australian April 11, 2011
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Elton John

It’s the gay version of pulling off a "rock star" move. Being so fabulous, and over the top gay with something, that it just works and you get away with it. Anyone can have a Bedazzler, but is it gold plated?
Gay Tim 1. “I didn't think you could pull off that rhinestone jacket with that tiara"

Gay Tim 2 " Yah I totally Elton Johned that jacket and the doorman let me in to the club for free"
by Nantuckettrimmer May 12, 2014
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john casablancas

founder of modeling agency Elite. son is Julian Casablancas of the strokes.
John Casablancas founded the modeling agencey known as Elite.
by Caitlin April 23, 2005
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John Cena

John Cena is a fake gangster wrestler who thinks he is cool because he has people write raps for him... man thats takes skill... faggot... the FU man that huts i can give it to my grandma and she will laugh at me then spit in my face cause i am not cool. John Cena is openly gay and had a life changing expirence when he was in prision.
John Cena likes big balls in his mouth
by Matt Rago July 15, 2006
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John Asscrack

the nickname of former Secretary of Homeland Security, who lost in the 2000 Senate elections to a guy. Also created the nefarious Patriot Act which curtails many civil liberties.
by Militant Liberal March 18, 2005
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