King (CEO of Simps)

King is the best and gets all the girls unlike Tiib27, You shall do what he says or else.

King (CEO of Simps) is cooler than Tiib27

by king of demons October 30, 2020

The seven deadly simps

The seven deadly sins but more funny

Dude the seven deadly simps is so funny haha

by ZuZu091 November 4, 2020

Major League Simp

The type of man or woman who still thinks about their ex/lover late at night listening to niggas like drake. Then texting them even tho you know they won’t pick up

Beccy: My ex is always texting me these heartfull things
Megan: That’s because he’s in the MLS meaning he is a major league simp
Beccy: Lol, lets sub tweet him till he kills himself

by Richard C. Myars February 1, 2018

Maximum Anti-Simp

A Deep Magic forged within the darkest pages of the Enchantment Table. They very essence of power among Memers. Some call it Vibe. Once you achieve no interests or show no special attention to any creature of the Planet Earth, you will be let go of your Earthly tether and become one with the heavens.

Do not site the Deeo Magic of Maximum Anti-Simpery! I was there when it was written.

by Worrab The Vibelord September 16, 2021

Your..Local..Simp

someone who is local and is a simp

they are also gay

"aw mate look theres the local simp"
"aw yeah their definitely a Your..Local..Simp"

by rawruwuowo September 17, 2021

Disgusting ass simp

A disgusting ass simp is someone who literally won't stop talking about the person they're in love with and find every single thing they do adorable

"Oliver is such a disgusting ass simp he won't stop talking about Jordan"

by swooshhhh September 2, 2021

Kimmy the bi simp

Kim is a very kind and welcoming person, she always manages to put a smile on my face and although I get very confused when she talk in danish im trying to learn it as it’s only fare cause she learnt English. Based on our many interactions I assume she is a good hugger, she also has a very calming voice. She always seem to make me laugh or make me feel calm and I’m so happy I got to know them. (Also she bi awakening was my little pony so get exposed if you’re reading this Kim). She have helped my through a lot of tough times without even realising it and I really care about them and love her/p

Me: Kimmy the bi simp is very funny
Kim: no I’m not
Me: stfu you literally are

by Fuckinggaysimp69420 May 27, 2023