Noodling

When you are having sex with a man or woman with a non erect penis

I did so much coke last night I couldn't get a boner and I was noodling this chick in the ass

by Powerslave312 May 13, 2024

noodling

when you have sexual intercourse with someone while still flaccid/not erect. Noodling

Woman: “god i really want you inside me”
Man: “you got it babycakes”
Woman: “omg are you noodling me?!”
Man: “you got it, baby!”

by Br7dd January 17, 2021

noodling

where your noodles don't stick to your fork

jack: what are you doing?

jan: trying to it my noodles, but it keeps noodling

by noodlish July 20, 2017

Noodling

The sexual act of sticking a body part in a nasty slut that may or may not smell fishy.

Hey last week at the mud bog I went noodling with Courtney and now my dick smells funky.

by Mark fuck a berg March 24, 2019

Noodling

The sexual act of sticking something from your body in a whore that may or may not smell fishy

Man I was down at the mud bog and Courtney was looking good so I went noodling.

by Mark fuck a berg March 24, 2019

Noodling

To obsess over the details of something where the details don't necessarily need that level of detail. In the visual effects industry, this is also referred to as “pixel fucking”.

I’m never gonna get this out in time if Dave keeps noodling the details on this shot!

by Tt223 October 23, 2022

Noodling

The act of slinging or placing wet spaghetti or noodles over parked cars as a prank.
This may be considered vandalism by local authorities, I am not responsible for you being a dumbass and noodling everywhere and getting arrested.

"Yeah dude me and my friends got super high and went noodling last night, made it onto local news."

by AubreyJams October 12, 2017