noodle

an 11 year old tool box, with a mop head thats rides bikes. mtown killa

your a fucking tool noodle

by MANZO January 24, 2008

Flat Noodle

Mysoginist and derogatory term used especially in Incel forums and image boards to refer to Asian women.

Paul called Kim a "flat noodle" for not going out with him, so we kicked him off of our friend group

by v-kyun October 4, 2022

Noodle eater

If you eat noodles your are a pure defined gigchad

If you become a noodle eater you wont be bullied

by Crixificator July 18, 2022

Noodles

A slang for nudes. This way parents won’t know when you’ve received nudes.

Dylan: Yo man I just got some noodles!
David: SICK let me see!
Mom: But we are about to eat dinner?!

by Granny Gumjobs May 20, 2018

Noodled

To have sex with a skinny white boy

I got noodled by Chad last night

by noodledog September 23, 2021

Big ass noodle

Originating from no one ever, a big ass noodle is basically a very large piece pasta.

The big ass noodle was obviously a big ass noodle.

by Herps are for real June 16, 2015

noodle slapping

The Asian version of sword fighting has to have two people of Asian decent

Ex. Ching-A-Chong Ling: hey do you want to noodle slapping with me
Yo-Yo: that's gay but alright

by Tweet th March 12, 2018