Bonk your mother day

International bonk your mother day is where you get a stick, rolling pin or baseball bat and bonk you mother's knees.

Casey:“do you know what day it is today? ”
John:“no, why?”
Casey:“it's 'bonk your mother day'!”
John:“oh cool!”

by _Asher_ November 20, 2020

u mother xd xd

when the 9 year old tries to insult you

u mother xd xd

by asdhkjadsd March 8, 2021

when ur mother is dumb

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Hello u know i got B likewhen ur mother is dumb???

by anonymous February 20, 2022

Mother Love (Queen song)

Mother Love" is a song by Queen, from the album Made in Heaven, released in 1995 after Freddie Mercury's death in 1991. It was written by Mercury and Brian May.

Mother Love (Queen song)

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 28, 2019

ugly ass mother fucker

some one so ugly that you even wonder how god green lighted that shit

caden garrison is a ugly ass mother fucker with no chin or jaw line

by the come goblin December 5, 2021

Mother Fucking Bitch Tits

Used to describe extreme anger.

-Hey, I fucked your girlfriend last night.
-Mother fucking bitch tits!!!

by ExanimateErika February 24, 2011

Mother's Special Popsicle

When a mother of any number of children removes her bloody tampon, freezes it and then serves it as a popsicle to someone.

I ate one of mother's special popsicles because Mrs. Johnson promised I could creampie her if I ate one.

by Evan Maxwell February 17, 2010