Your Mom

Usually an insult, when people try to be cool or just don't feel like answering a queston.

Random person: Hey, what are we doing today in English?
Me: Your mom.

Someone: Omg, that bug was HUGE!
ME: Your MOM'S huge..hahahaa.

or even

Someone: I had McDonald's last night, what'd you have?
Me: Your mom.

by Hayleeee November 29, 2007

MIA mom

An MIA mom is "missing in action." She is totally unavailable for her kid or teachers. MIA moms are not there on the first day of school, back to school night, open house, and can't be reached for conferences.

Marissa's mother is an MIA mom. We've called home three times and the Vice Principal even went to her apartment to try to find her. Actually, we don't know if Marissa even has a mom. Related to helicopter mom, SCUD parent.

by MathTeacherGuy May 11, 2008

Your mom

Common comeback used by people who know they have been beaten and are looking for a quick out on the conversation.

Man 1- Your gay and nobody likes you

Man 2- Yeah wel...YOUR MOM!

by Me Me Me 1234 January 13, 2009

good mom

A woman that brings children into this world and tries her hardest to keep them happy no matter what she is going threw or how she feels. Even if she fails she keeps trying

She is a good mom because her kids still believe in her.

by Ralonda April 19, 2018

Ur Mom

The ultimate insult. Used whenever. The person on the receiving end of this dies instantaneously after hearing it.

Nobody:
Jaquarvis: "Ur Mom."
Mike: *Dies

by EASHGANNG May 28, 2019

Mom Arm

When your mom stops the car suddenly and try to protect you by putting her arm across your chest but she just ends up karate chopping you in the throat.

Friend: How did you end up in the hospital.
Me: I got the mom arm.

by Chaoticgamer February 11, 2020

Your Mom

As the real creater of the simple reply: “Your Mom” I meant for it to be a fun joke that I replied when my friend would ask “what are you doing.” Later my sister would use it for every reply she made making it quite famous around the school and around the country.

My friend: “Hey what you doing.”
Me: “Your Mom!”

by TheYourMomGuy October 9, 2018