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Bonk your mother day

International bonk your mother day is where you get a stick, rolling pin or baseball bat and bonk you mother's knees.
Casey:“do you know what day it is today? ”
John:“no, why?”
Casey:“it's 'bonk your mother day'!”
John:“oh cool!”
by _Asher_ November 20, 2020
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ur mom is ur mother

when ur angry at someone but u dont want to insult them and ur in the middle of insulting their mom so u think of a quick answer
omar: haha i farted
farris: WHAT THE HECK MAN UR MOM IS UR MOTHER
by MoroTheMaster June 17, 2020
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Your brother your mother

Possibly the most dangerous phrase since humans have developed vocal cords, above “your sister a mister” and “ your granny tranny”. Every time this is said the universe speeds up, the sun expands and god himself worries for his future
person 1 your mum gay
person 2 your dad lesbian
person 1 your granny tranny
person 2 your sister a mister
Person 1 your brother your mother
god *cries*
by @matwai_ on ig May 11, 2018
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your mother is your brother

An epic comeback in any argument. Even more powerful than "your mom gay"
guy1: "ur mom gay lol xd"
guy2: "oh yeah? well your mother is your brother!"
guy1: *dies*
by wet_cardboard69 April 12, 2018
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ENGAGE RIDLEY MOTHER FUCKER

Glitched Metroid Password that can give you invencibility (only works on the 3DS Virtual Console version)
Bro I am so bad at metroid that I couldn't even beat it with ENGAGE RIDLEY MOTHER FUCKER
by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje October 2, 2023
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Mother Fucking Bitch Tits

Used to describe extreme anger.
-Hey, I fucked your girlfriend last night.
-Mother fucking bitch tits!!!
by ExanimateErika February 24, 2011
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Mother's Special Popsicle

When a mother of any number of children removes her bloody tampon, freezes it and then serves it as a popsicle to someone.
I ate one of mother's special popsicles because Mrs. Johnson promised I could creampie her if I ate one.
by Evan Maxwell February 17, 2010
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