Your Mom

Usually an insult, when people try to be cool or just don't feel like answering a queston.

Random person: Hey, what are we doing today in English?
Me: Your mom.

Someone: Omg, that bug was HUGE!
ME: Your MOM'S huge..hahahaa.

or even

Someone: I had McDonald's last night, what'd you have?
Me: Your mom.

by Hayleeee November 29, 2007

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MIA mom

An MIA mom is "missing in action." She is totally unavailable for her kid or teachers. MIA moms are not there on the first day of school, back to school night, open house, and can't be reached for conferences.

Marissa's mother is an MIA mom. We've called home three times and the Vice Principal even went to her apartment to try to find her. Actually, we don't know if Marissa even has a mom. Related to helicopter mom, SCUD parent.

by MathTeacherGuy May 11, 2008

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Your mom

Common comeback used by people who know they have been beaten and are looking for a quick out on the conversation.

Man 1- Your gay and nobody likes you

Man 2- Yeah wel...YOUR MOM!

by Me Me Me 1234 January 13, 2009

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good mom

A woman that brings children into this world and tries her hardest to keep them happy no matter what she is going threw or how she feels. Even if she fails she keeps trying

She is a good mom because her kids still believe in her.

by Ralonda April 19, 2018

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Mom NBT

Mom NBT is an acronym which stands for May Or May Not Be True. It is used with sarcasm to describe an awkward, embarrassing, or strange situation that is actually true though you don't really want to admit it openly.

Mom NBT It's Friday night and I am home alone watching Hannah Montana.

Mom NBT I made out with a chick with a mustache last night.

Mom NBT I have no recollection of what happened last night.

by whathappensinvegas June 4, 2009

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