An MIA mom is "missing in action." She is totally unavailable for her kid or teachers. MIA moms are not there on the first day of school, back to school night, open house, and can't be reached for conferences.
Marissa's mother is an MIA mom. We've called home three times and the Vice Principal even went to her apartment to try to find her. Actually, we don't know if Marissa even has a mom. Related to helicopter mom, SCUD parent.
by MathTeacherGuy May 11, 2008
A woman that brings children into this world and tries her hardest to keep them happy no matter what she is going threw or how she feels. Even if she fails she keeps trying
by Ralonda September 08, 2017
Common comeback used by people who know they have been beaten and are looking for a quick out on the conversation.
by Me Me Me 1234 September 28, 2008
Random person: Hey, what are we doing today in English?
Me: Your mom.
Someone: Omg, that bug was HUGE!
ME: Your MOM'S huge..hahahaa.
or even
Someone: I had McDonald's last night, what'd you have?
Me: Your mom.
Me: Your mom.
Someone: Omg, that bug was HUGE!
ME: Your MOM'S huge..hahahaa.
or even
Someone: I had McDonald's last night, what'd you have?
Me: Your mom.
by Hayleeee November 07, 2007
by Florida Dave July 01, 2019
by JillskiRN1 September 20, 2013
Mom NBT is an acronym which stands for May Or May Not Be True. It is used with sarcasm to describe an awkward, embarrassing, or strange situation that is actually true though you don't really want to admit it openly.
Mom NBT It's Friday night and I am home alone watching Hannah Montana.
Mom NBT I made out with a chick with a mustache last night.
Mom NBT I have no recollection of what happened last night.
Mom NBT I made out with a chick with a mustache last night.
Mom NBT I have no recollection of what happened last night.
by whathappensinvegas June 04, 2009