Matt farted

The real reason world war 2 ended

Damn it Matt farted again evacuate the area NOW

by The prankster July 20, 2021

Matt

Matt is such a lovely person and is definitely a keeper, for sure. Matt is a hilarious friend and has an awesome sense of humour, and he'll never fail to make you laugh. Sometimes Matt could get a little upset or self-conscious about something, but I hope that he knows his friends will always be there for him when he feels down. Matt is really one of the kindest mfs you will ever meet. Even if he acts like a crackhead when it comes to hangouts, he is still perfect in every way. If you ever have a friend like Matt you are extremely lucky and should be really grateful to have someone like him in your life and it's worth it.

If you drop Matt, you’re making a big mistake.

by Issy lol July 21, 2021

matt t.g. shep

exudes swag

anna(1km) says matt t.g. shep is a fuckin sweetheart + total hottie + that she would + will die for him

by dmvmeu July 25, 2021

Matt Munro

Matt Munro is the alter-ego of famous singer Ed Sheeran. Ed discovered that he needed to have a disguise from the paparazzi so he transformed into Matt Munro, moved to Australia and attends St Kevins college. The only giveaway that it's Ed Sheeran is his fluffy, greasy, recently-cut RANGA HAIR.

"Is that Ed Sheeran?"
"Nah bruh its just Matt Munro"

by aquabitch.com July 29, 2021

Matt

A complete and utter gaybo.

Hey bro, don't be such a Matt

by Mattispooncey July 29, 2021

matt

matt is very matt they call him mealtime matt

because he can be hungry

very quick thinking can be purple sometimes

OMG IS THAT MATT ???!!!
lol ya

by spooksay February 14, 2022

Matt

Tall, beautiful, charming, makes you feel at ease with oneself. He is a has a big heart, but may get angry a little too easily when someone takes advantage of him. He wants someone to love him unconditionally because he is the same way when he loves someone. Has a hard exterior that guards his heart, but once you get inside the walls, he's super sweet and silly which women of all ages love especially the super hot milk types with big butts and dark hair. They can't help but want to be in his presence especially since he tends to make them feel amazing with his hugs and kisses. He is usually very in tune with a womans body language. He knows what a woman is telling him without any words being said. He is just plain wonderful inside on out even if he may not realize it. I hope one day he does. Maybe there's a special woman nearby that can help him see that about himself.

Matt is the hottest man I've ever seen in my life.

by Bigbootygal81 February 20, 2022