A shareholder or stockholder in society manipulates things behind the scenes, but otherwise, it doesn't appear very important to the average person. They tend to have vast stock knowledge, and at least a quarter of their income is hidden from the IRS—a social investor of the highest caliber.
Joe: Yeah, she entirely relies on me now that her job had to lay her off.
Mike: Don't you own a majority of the stock of the company she was with?
Joe: Yeah, they laid her off to cut costs because I pulled everything out—quiggle male shit.
Mike: Quiggle male shit.
Mike: Don't you own a majority of the stock of the company she was with?
Joe: Yeah, they laid her off to cut costs because I pulled everything out—quiggle male shit.
Mike: Quiggle male shit.
by MiwaPicaro June 4, 2024
Get the Quiggle Malemug. "Dude, what is he? An psi male? An ypsilon male? A mu male?"
"None of the above. He's... a fehu male."
"None of the above. He's... a fehu male."
by gorpoglorp October 10, 2022
Get the Fehu malemug. 
Get the Fuh-malemug. Rhyming slang for "dick!"
A female chick is pretty self-explanatory, but a male chick is essentially a juvenile rooster, or cock!
by AnonymousProgressiveRebel September 21, 2023
Get the male chickmug. Kat is a person who sounds feminine, but is masculine as it is short for Katsuki. He is kind and will make sure everyone smiles. He has an 8 inch dick and will save everyone from satan.
by KatsukistarkugoAndMaythePillow March 22, 2022
Get the Kat(Male)mug. An extremely rare mutation of the more commonly known Alpha male. The Alphapha male is named after the dorky Little Rascals character -- and plainly put: he is an overpowered Alpha male. He exhibits unfounded excessive confidence, yet dresses like he is still in the 2nd grade. Has a Buzz Lightyear backpack, but the effect on his peers is paradoxical -- he is so Chadlike he can make pocket protectors sexy. His hairstyle changes depending upon the whims of his cowlick(s).... you get the idea. Extremely inadequate social skills, & an almost non-existent ability to talk to women -- yet for some reason, every girl throws herself at him deploying every strategy under the sun to get into his riverwader awkwardly fitted late 90s denim. He emits pharamones that women notice immediately, turning them into wolverines all fighting to burrow down and gobble his musky treasures. As luck would have it, he's 9 times out of 10 either just too cool or too oblivious to notice.
Oftentimes the persona is a total facade that he weaponizes efficiently to reap maximum benefits - at any given time in the school year he is practically swimming in pussy.
Oftentimes the persona is a total facade that he weaponizes efficiently to reap maximum benefits - at any given time in the school year he is practically swimming in pussy.
"Well gee, Susan, is the sex good? It's gotta be right?"
"Yeah. He has his.... quirks. He sprays his eyeglasses with this steam/fog proof spray stuff so he can still see, and has a little chain so they can't slip off. You get used to it."
"Ohmygawd that's fucking HAWT actually. Total Alphalpha male energy."
"Yeah. He has his.... quirks. He sprays his eyeglasses with this steam/fog proof spray stuff so he can still see, and has a little chain so they can't slip off. You get used to it."
"Ohmygawd that's fucking HAWT actually. Total Alphalpha male energy."
by AorticKamikaze April 11, 2024
Get the Alphalpha Malemug.