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John Long Middle School

A school where everyone acts fake asf and everyone NEEDS to have a girlfriend in 6th grade. Most of the teachers are chill, and P.E. is only fun if you’re an eighth grader. The dress code is garbage and some girl brought her trump flag and waved it around after lunch. And everyone is gay
A: Hey what school do you go to
B: John Long Middle School
A: lol
by i like poopee September 10, 2021
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long-sleeved sweater-vest

A sweater where the pattern and or texture ends at the shoulders
Sawyer looked super sexy in his long-sleeved sweater-vest at the family dinner
by Scooter9822 February 29, 2016
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post long term syndrome

After a long term relationship ends, it is common that a person involved in the breakup will then go on to have a rebound that turns into another relationship. This rebound (compared to a normal rebound) moves very quickly and tends to be emotionally and physically intimate from the get go, as if picking up where the ended relationship left off instead of starting anew.

The person with post long term syndrome often is unaware of their condition. The new relationship often ends terribly due to the improper handling of emotions from the past relationship.

Symptoms of post long term syndrome can include: committing to the new partner too quickly, copious amounts of time with the new person, ignoring the pain from the last breakup and covering it up with feelings for the new partner, etc.
Oh man that break up was rough, they were together for 5 years. It's only been a month since things ended, but Cameron already found a new partner! Did you hear they already said 'I love you' and are moving in together this Spring? His post long term syndrome is awful.
by sadlyimnotafairy April 27, 2022
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Limp-Wrist-Long-Nails

An effeminate male. A male into effeminacy in looks or interests. Also one lacking in physical strength.
That limp-wrist-long-nails fella cant drive anything without power steering and automatic. He's a typical limp-wrist-long-nails bottom.
by Anonymous May 17, 2003
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Love you long time

The standard instagram caption for a basic bitch birthday. Often used when the captioner secretly hates the person they are celebrating.
"What was Becky's caption for my birthday post?"
"'Happy Birthday to this girl. You're literally the worst person I've ever met and we fight all the time, I couldn't live without you tho. Love you long time!'"
"I always knew I hated that bitch"
by Jwiththejunkinthetrunk November 18, 2019
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double head long horn

When you get get head from 2 different girls while watching long horns fuck on the prairie
McCalla says to Tooley “Dude how was your double head long horn last night?”
by BigDawg45973469 February 27, 2019
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long stick the fart box

When a girls wants some dookie love or your cock in her can.
Last night this freak was begging me to long stick the fart box!
by tHe-IrIsH-mExIcAn October 8, 2007
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