national titty licking day

national titty licking day is a day in which you can lick someones tittys on july 5

boy: hi its july 5 you know what that means ;)

girl: what does that mean?

boy: its national titty licking day

girl: -sigh-

boy: -licks-

boy: mmmmmm tastey

by revolvewastaken November 19, 2020

Might as well lick my butt

An insult I made up meaning that someone speaks such bullshit that it's equivalent to licking someone's ass

Bob: The earth is flat.
Kevin: What the funkerdoodle, might as well lick my butt.

by Flamingecko November 20, 2020

sick licks

Used to denote an action that is cool, extraordinary, or remarkable.

Wow, you did so well in medical school, that was sick licks!
You got some sick licks in during COD!

by sickestlicks November 21, 2020

A fat lick

To gain a lot of money by selling something that is nowhere near the value of what you sold it for

I hit a fat lick on this dude today

by dankestofthemall101 December 26, 2020

pussy licking parrot

A word referring to lesbians

She looks like a"pussy licking parrot."

by Ang's word yo January 1, 2021

Crazy Lick

Smacking a stoned person in the face

“Yeah bro, he was completely blitzed out until Ethan went over there and gave him a crazy lick. Woke us ass straight up.”

by 3KapKrew January 10, 2021

Lick the Doorknob

A homeless person performing cunnilingus on a prostitute.

He knew she got around but he was still ready to lick the doorknob.

by All Bets Hedged February 10, 2021