Ding Dong So Long

Ding Dong So Long is a joke term for a penis.
"I have such a long Ding Dong So Long."
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so long and big daddy

when a girl cries out when she is about to burst into a big cock in her small pussy that not even her dad could give or any other girl can get a big dick with small boobs
ahh daddy it's so long and big daddy I like it when your big dick it's in my tight pusssssyyy
by solongandbigdaddy April 03, 2023
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John long middle school

John long middle school is one of the worst schools ever. Teachers are all assholes besides some. The kids all are liberals and all fake asf. Please do not come to this school it needs to be shut down. They dress code girls for having there shoulders showing but when a emo girl wears a dog collar and stripper boots she’s fine.
Hey! What school do you go too? 2: Oh I go to John Long Middle School. (The worst schools ever made)
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John Long Middle School

A school where everyone acts fake asf and everyone NEEDS to have a girlfriend in 6th grade. Most of the teachers are chill, and P.E. is only fun if you’re an eighth grader. The dress code is garbage and some girl brought her trump flag and waved it around after lunch. And everyone is gay
A: Hey what school do you go to
B: John Long Middle School
A: lol
by i like poopee September 11, 2021
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Long Benis Iced Tea

One of the most popular femboy COCKtails. You add a 1/2 ounce of piss, which is the tequila, a 1/2 ounce of cum, which is the vodka, a 1/2 ounce of period blood, which is the triple sec, a 1/2 ounce of pus, which is the gin, and a 1/2 ounce of vaginal fluid, which is the rum, 1 ounce of diarrhea, which is the Cocka Cola, and to top the concoction off, add 1 ounce of green shit, which is the juice. A popular cocktail with femboys, transvestites, and privileged college-aged white girls who think they are oppressed when they are not. Commonly served at Applebee’s under the name Long Island Iced Tea, despite that being a different drink.
Guy: yo man u want to get shitfaced tonight?
Femboy: yeah sure I got a good cocktail recipe that is sure to fuck u up!
Guy: ok lets see it!
Femboy: *breaks out the goods* alright I made Long Island Iced Tea!
Guy: alright imma try this *sips* it looks like long island iced tea, but it doesn’t taste that good. In fact, it’s pretty shitty.
Femboy: Wait did I say Long Island Iced Tea, no, I meant Long Benis Iced Tea.
Guy: DUUUEAUAHHHHHHHHH THATS SO FUCKING DISGUSTING THERE’S A LIQUIDY CORN FILLED SHIT IN HERE
by InternetSlangPhD February 22, 2023
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Limp-Wrist-Long-Nails

An effeminate male. A male into effeminacy in looks or interests. Also one lacking in physical strength.
That limp-wrist-long-nails fella cant drive anything without power steering and automatic. He's a typical limp-wrist-long-nails bottom.
by Anonymous May 17, 2003
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Love you long time

The standard instagram caption for a basic bitch birthday. Often used when the captioner secretly hates the person they are celebrating.
"What was Becky's caption for my birthday post?"
"'Happy Birthday to this girl. You're literally the worst person I've ever met and we fight all the time, I couldn't live without you tho. Love you long time!'"
"I always knew I hated that bitch"
by Jwiththejunkinthetrunk November 18, 2019
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