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Jonny

Jonny generally partly latino. Outwards appearance is generally described as god like, notable features include big brown eyes that seem to search the very depths of your soul.

A guy who will keep on giving, no matter how many girl's have hurt him or taken him for granted.

A Jonny is also a sweet talker, and should becareful that he doesnt lure the girls in too far, as they are generally blinded by his smooth words.

A Jonny usually meets a girl who is already taken and may be left wondering... why? but the girl tends to come back to Jonny realizing he is just, simply, amazing.
This girl will mostly likely have big brown eyes and a captivating smile, she will be his angelita.

A Jonny will end up with a girl of mixed descents one being dutch and the other unknown.
You're my Jonny.
by Chcikchick BOOO<M February 25, 2011
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Johnnycake

This is a type of pastry from the beautiful Bahamas that comes before or with the main course. Most know this as a dumpling or a festival without sugar.
At Tingum Village dem make de bes' Johnnycake me ever ate and me guh go back for more, if God spare life.
by Teyudor January 12, 2008
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Jhonny

a Johnny is a man with unbelievably sized balls, he is so hot and any girl would want to do him, every word that comes out of his mouth is as juicy as his lips. he will be your sugar daddy or a romantic snack.
Girl 1"There is Jhonny, looking as sexy as ever."

Girl 2"Hey, his my sugar daddy"
by Jhonny Mackarena March 9, 2021
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jonny sniper

Same as bunny boiler really.... basically a needy, emotionally unstable, pretty much crazy bird who'll go to extremes to keep you in a relationship.

The phrase refers to the girl putting holes in your condoms in order to get herself pregnant to keep you tied down.
That bitch is crazy. She's a jonny sniper.
by _J@Y_ December 19, 2007
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Jonny the Homocidal Maniac

An extremely funny comic book series by Jhonen Vasques(The maker of Invader Zim) about an artistically challenged man named Jonny who (guess what) kills people...and he ALWAYS gets away with it with the aid of his skilled tormentors(Read I Feel Sick 1 & 2. It reveals much more about Jonny's predicament.)Over all a good and hillarious read. And come on, people. Anything by Jhonen is great!!
In Jonny the Homocidal Maniac(JtHM), the police man says,"You wasted a perfectly good baby!!"
by LaurenFrancis May 26, 2005
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jonny

a young child that is retarded and addicted to things that are red.
Jonny just had a seizure
by Deshonda May 10, 2005
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jonny juice

The sticky white substance that is excreated from ones dong during sex.
"Wendy, Clarence blew his jonny juice all over my face last night. Damn that shit burns!"
by g unit May 4, 2004
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