cosmic jizz

The junk you find primarily on used video game controlers found at yard sales and flea markets

I got a sweet deal on an old nintendo. But it's totally covered in cosmic jizz

by zaksquatch July 22, 2011

Side jizz

When a guy rubs his dick against his inner thigh at high speeds until he jizzes

Guy #1: "dude were you just side jizzing
Guy #2: "maybe"

by DoughnutsAreNice October 14, 2016

jizz thumper

a man in his mid fifties who likes to roll around in his own semen and yell random shit as loud as he can.

your dads a f****** jizz thumper!!!

by num nut December 5, 2019

Iron Jizz

When you jizz with a force comparable to that of iron moving at a high speed

"Dude, he just let out an Iron Jizz!"

by ThePoopster69 December 1, 2020

Jizz infection

Sex without a condom is great when your on birth control. Love it 😄 jizz infection is when sperm penetrates the walls inside your vagina, and it begins to peal. The thin vagina wall mixes with the sperm and yeast begins to grow with the semen. What goes in must come out, and he might not eat you out with a fishy odour.

I'm using plain yogurt to get the jizz infection to go away.

by Golove November 2, 2019

Jazzy Jizz

An orgasm so theatrical, so flamboyant, it practically demands a spotlight. Characterized by involuntary jazz hands, sound effects reminiscent of a tuba, and the emotional intensity of a Broadway finale. Often leaves one partner confused and the other bowing to imaginary applause.

“We were just vibing, and then bam—he hit me with the jazzy jizz. I think I heard a trumpet.”

by The Real Detective June 23, 2025

Jizz Pop

A Jizz Pop is when you put Jizz in a empty can of Baked Beans and leave the can of Jizz in a hot room for a few days, you will get a Jizz Pop.

"Mom nice Jizz Pop"

by CumRattle December 6, 2020