Tactical Jerk

1. to masturbate when you’ve woken up, but before you’re out of bed to awaken yourself

2. to masturbate when you’re about to fall asleep, causing yourself to relax and sleep

“Man I was tired this morning I had to hit a tactical jerk.”

by Count Jerkula February 11, 2025

Jerking the stick

A slang term used for shifting a car with an automatic or manual transmission.

I was jerking the stick later in my brand new minivan.

by Sfam July 6, 2022

Jerk Jerker

The name of a person who fully believes it’s a good idea to masturbate next to somebody that is sleeping or who is believed to be sleeping.

My brother is a Jerk Jerker. I caught him beating it while he thought I was asleep.

by Warn7 January 4, 2024

Jerk

When a women or male rubs the cock constantly until cum comes out of the penis.

Man my homie just gave me a good jerk.

by p3nisinmymouth October 12, 2021

Vampire jerk

When the blokes all meet up and give and receive a firm gripped hand job in a circular formation and one of the blokes shoots blood and you proceed to pick up the blood.

Old Tod and Brad were at their local all male brothel and then fucking brad let off a vampire jerk.

by Osama .Bin. Laden. June 22, 2021

Jerk Plank

Beating the fuck out of your meat while doing planks, ultimately leaving you with jacked abs and some killer triceps. Don’t forget to alternate arms! Nobody wants someone with jacked right arm!

Person 1: Bro your abs and arms are HUGE! How’d you do it?
Person 2: I did the Jerk Plank at the gym. It didn’t go so well but at least I’m jacked now!

by ChadDad December 9, 2019

Durka Jerk

A circle jerk with a bunch of Durka Durkas.

When's the next Durka Jerk?
Do you want to have a Durka Jerk?

by Bigfatsmellyjaymie June 5, 2025